“just wait until you...” sorry bro not interested. your personal issues with parenthood, marriage, aging, and career don’t apply to us here. our lives only get better every year
9 months ago, i put my face in front of the camera for the first time. Today i hit 100k followers
I know exactly what I’m doing. I’m the most entertaining on CT and some of you idiots think it’s an accident
145 iq attention whore tactics till im a 9figga
Watch and learn. This is the only time ill jim halpert break the 4th wall for a while.
Having a gf is crazy bc you could watch your whole business burn to the ground, have no idea how you’re going to pay your employees, keep the lights on, or make rent that month.
Then, with a straight face, have to go to a pumpkin patch 2 hours later and comfort her for feeling stressed at her part time job as a baby sitter.