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Nominated game developer from Germany

[Ich @last_goku]

@erdbeermilcher @lieferando Hmm

[Kafka Garezerra @Kafka_Garezerra]

Pasaba de Charmander a Charizard de una. Ni en las animaciones quieren al pobre Charmeleon 😭

[恩恩 @chalanbll]

性爱小技巧：

男生射完之后其实是最敏感的时候，很多人都扛不住射后继续刺激。

打的时候，在快射之前把一只手悬在马眼上方，用手心接住精液。接完两到三股，直接把手心贴上去快速摩擦龟头，同时另一只手用虎口死死卡住冠状沟，用力快速旋转。

这种双重刺激会直接把人搞到崩溃，爽到只会张着嘴求饶，根本停不下来。 （自己掂量着来）

[SHANTEL @Shantelcr5]

I Became a DND Group Slùt.

I was in college and got into a friend group of four boys (I was the only girl). I loved how they treated me, I was like their princess.

So they introduced me to dnd and in one campaign, I played a horny character. She would want to fuck every monster and character they´d encounter, and she would exchange sex for favors whenever it was convenient to the party.

I kinda liked the attention they were giving me when I role-played that character, so I kinda started getting flirty, like the character, in real life with them. I would send them risque photos in the group chat, I would tease them and i would get drunk whenever we played to feel more confident and horny.

One day I rolled a nat 1 and I noticed the DM was nervous, like he was going himself to do a risky throw. He said something like show us your tits and I

[Ich @last_goku]

@mouhkay88 Bin von Sparkasse zu c24 gewechselt
Und die haben wirklich alles gemacht

[MBT @MBTYuGiOh]

yugioh does this every fifteen minutes LOL

[iceice @lcelce2010]

หนูอยากโดนพ่อของเพื่อนเย็ดงะ หนูเลยไม่ใส่กางเกงในกับเสื้อในไปหาเพื่อนเพื่อไปอ่อยพ่อเพื่อน หนูใส่แค่เสื้อบางๆ กับกางเกงขาสั้นรัดๆ พอไปถึงเพื่อนหนูก็ยังไม่ตื่น หนูเลยไปนอนรอที่โซฟา หนูก็เล่นมือถือแล้วนอนแหกขากว้างๆจนน้ำหีหนูไหลเยิ้มเลย ละหนูก็ดึงเสื้อลงให้นมหนูโผล่ แล้วพ่อก็มาเห็น

[甘夏・🌼 @pequitonegro]

ナニなのか全然わからなかった https://t.co/hNyBjfKO0l

[Alexander @Mdkhurshed76417]

My phone said "Storage Full" for the third time this week.

I almost deleted 200 photos of my dog.
Then my friend (an ex-Apple employee) grabbed my phone and laughed.

"You're about to delete memories to fix a problem Apple buried in Settings."

2 minutes later, I had 50GB back.
Zero photos deleted.

Here's the menu nobody checks

[Max 'Frodo' Krüger🥤 @Frodoapparat]

No way finde ich SO raus, dass die "RALF SCHUHMACHER?!?!?" Werbung auch in andern Ländern gedreht wurde. Ich brech komplett ab

[Byn€ksi @Byneksi]

Kocam çok istediğim kahve köşesini yapmış, sonra bana fotoğrafını gönderdi.

Fotoğrafı gördüğüm gibi, seninle boşanacağım yazdım.

[Ich @last_goku]

@0_7_user Jetzt reichts!
Macht alles teurer
Nimmt mein Auto und mein Spaß
Aber nicht den Monster!
#Demojetzt

[Dexerto @Dexerto]

The UK's only all-women chess team has been forced to recruit a male player after being promoted to the country's top division

The league requires teams to have at least one player of each gender to increase female participation

[Irish🇮🇪✝️ @CapatanEl4662]

Irish🇮🇪 update from the Muslim prayer Mats hanging on our churches.

[Twitch Spion🕵🏽‍♂️ @twitchspion]

Die Sängerin von dem TimGioh-Song „Malle I love you“ Katharina Eisenblut erzählt, dass sie von Auftritten im Mega Park ausgeschlossen wurde:

[En Júpiter @En_jupiter_]

cuando se muere mi gato, pero se acuerda que le queda una vida.

[Ich @last_goku]

@questiona_te @_FriedrichMerz wann wir?

[melissa ☆ @wadesknife]

“so i heard secret wars is finally going to introduce—“ i STILL need to know who deadpool was referring to .. WHO CAN IT BE …