Better Late than Heather

In the same boat.

[Better Late than Heather @latethanheather]

@KenPaxtonTX You might want to take a gander at #7.

[Better Late than Heather @latethanheather]

@schaller67 Welp.

[Better Late than Heather @latethanheather]

@lindayacc @Beyonce Not sure she can hear you from… *checks notes*…a year ago

[Better Late than Heather @latethanheather]

@CSMFHT Wait’ll she gets a load of The Bible

[Better Late than Heather @latethanheather]

@mtgreenee As you recently mentioned, China actively targets members of Congress on a regular basis. Russia too. You need to replace your TV with a secure one.

[Better Late than Heather @latethanheather]

@ComedyCentral @HBO y’all want to have a show with just @metroadlib and @Lesdoggg Leslie Jones talking, it’ll make a bajillion $, just sayin

[fooler initiative @metroadlib]

I LITERALLY stopped working on my memo so I could read this indictment.

I am on page 24 and JESUS LUPITA NYONG'O CHRIST.

HOW this man still has the capacity to shock me after everything that's happened, i'll never know.

but I am sitting here *STUNNED*.

[Better Late than Heather @latethanheather]

This is the funniest #%$& thing I’ve ever seen. @TheDailyShow must be so gd jealous.

[Sarah Huckabee Sanders @SarahHuckabee]

Real women don’t have to fake it.

WATCH⬇️

[Better Late than Heather @latethanheather]

@aswinn @Wolfiesmom True, but a lootttt of my fellow white women voted for people who have limited their own rights, because they chose to side with patriarchal and white supremacist candidates. I hope anyone who did that can learn from what they’ve seen. Wish I felt optimistic…

[Better Late than Heather @latethanheather]

Maybe Ohio’s @RepBillJohnson should start with Ohio

[Rep. Bill Johnson @RepBillJohnson]

Honored to be selected as the new Chairman of the Subcommittee on Environment, Manufacturing, and Critical Minerals for @HouseCommerce. It’s time to get to work!

[Better Late than Heather @latethanheather]

@neiltyson @elonmusk I mean he’s also dragging politics back into last century. Credit where credit’s due.

He’s a real Henry Ford.

[Better Late than Heather @latethanheather]

@elonmusk @HillaryClinton It sure is tiny.

[Better Late than Heather @latethanheather]

@mattxiv So she believes she has a *right to privacy*, is what she’s saying?

[Better Late than Heather @latethanheather]

@TwistedNubbins @c0wbitch Leslie! Oh, thanks so much for posting this photo. My favorite skirt of his had this little fruit print. He broadened my sheltered little mind and enriched my life.

[Better Late than Heather @latethanheather]

If mayonnaise were a rap.

And also racist.

[Better Late than Heather @latethanheather]

@NPR So laughing at the mangling of schoolchildren is less profane than saying a bad word? 🙄

[Better Late than Heather @latethanheather]

@ScottAdamsSays So the revolution will not be televised, but the insurrection will be in a Dilbert cartoon?

[Better Late than Heather @latethanheather]

@MonicaLewinsky

[Better Late than Heather @latethanheather]

@Jim_Jordan Sooooo you got anything you feel the need to deny on this fine post-hearing morning? #begyourpardon

[Better Late than Heather @latethanheather]

@AdamParkhomenko Has he considered only having one door?

[Better Late than Heather @latethanheather]

Oh.

[Jezebel @Jezebel]

The NRA is Banning Guns for Trump's Appearance at Its Upcoming Convention https://t.co/bGr0gGJu8H