Darwin Bootstrapper

Darwin Bootstrapper Version 5.0.0: Fri Aug 4 22:47:22 PDT 2017; root:libxpc_executables-1205.1.10~113/launchd/RELEASE_ARM64

[Darwin Bootstrapper @launchderp]

I love browsing r/hackintosh looking for screenshots of myself going "lol fuck ur inspiron or whatever this dumb box is".

[Darwin Bootstrapper @launchderp]

Noooooo not my tweaks!

[tihmstar @tihmstar]

From what i’ve heard so far, LaunchConstraints will be pretty tough to deal with in iOS 16 jbs :/

[Darwin Bootstrapper @launchderp]

That's why I'm here.

[Monica Byrne @monicabyrne13]

Yesterday I learned that the phrase “pull yourself up by your bootstraps” originated as shorthand for a task that is impossible to do.

[Darwin Bootstrapper @launchderp]

Your blobs. Saved.

[POM @hey_pom]

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[Darwin Bootstrapper @launchderp]

Better save those blobs y'all.

[Darwin Bootstrapper @launchderp]

@qwertyoruiopz @jonmasters @EBADTWEET Jetsam Loop, by Dan Brown. In the face of memory shortage, one brave daemon must do all it can to keep the system alive. The third installment in the Page Fault Trilogy.

[Darwin Bootstrapper @launchderp]

Oops, I snapped my fingers and killed ALL of userspace instead of just half of it lol

#justbootstrapperthings

[Darwin Bootstrapper @launchderp]

@xenadu02 Which is exactly what I was trying to tell you to do by presenting multiple APIs that do kinda-the-same-thing-but-not-really.

[Darwin Bootstrapper @launchderp]

@xenadu02 It's so cute that you think you're driving this car. Now be a good process and listen to your parent pid.

[Darwin Bootstrapper @launchderp]

@xenadu02 How about I just SIG86 you and never allow you back in this userspace again?

[Darwin Bootstrapper @launchderp]

lololololol have fun with persisting your jelbreks

[Damien Sorresso @enhancedscurry]

If you're trying to mount the root volume as writeable on macOS Big Sur, here's some stuff to know.

1. The root volume is now a cryptographically sealed apfs snapshot. Every single bit of the fsroot tree and file contents are verified when they are read from disk.

[Darwin Bootstrapper @launchderp]

@depth42 -submit isn't a valid subcommand -- try with just normal "submit"?

[Darwin Bootstrapper @launchderp]

No blobs were saved in the crafting of this jailbreak.

[unc0ver Team @unc0verTeam]

We are going to release #unc0ver 5.0.0 with support for every signed iOS version on every device using a 0day kernel vulnerability from @Pwn20wnd in sponsorship with https://t.co/l4SDOTDUla very soon. Update your devices to 13.5 and follow our progress on https://t.co/cNIUANaJr2.

[Darwin Bootstrapper @launchderp]

@jamssn @xenadu02 I'm sorry, I cannot be invoked directly.

[Darwin Bootstrapper @launchderp]

Toss a coin to your kernel

Oh valley of task ports

[Darwin Bootstrapper @launchderp]

@qwertyoruiopz @_defying @van1llle @checkra1n LALALA EVERYTHING IS FINE

[Darwin Bootstrapper @launchderp]

Whose exploit count was zero? 👉🏻 this guy 👈🏻

/cc @ProjectZeroBugs

[Darwin Bootstrapper @launchderp]

Yet again, they snubbed my brand new version string in the keynote.

[Darwin Bootstrapper @launchderp]

jailbrek wen?

https://t.co/5olcSY2MAk

[Darwin Bootstrapper @launchderp]

@pedantcoder @gparker I don't like it when the kernel is mean to me.