Laura

Not your mother’s advice.

[Laura @laurahascontent]

You can’t harvest a deceased person’s organs without permission. Women literally have less rights than dead people rn

[Laura @laurahascontent]

Mom in my closet: You don’t have any pants.
Me: Yes I do…
Mom: They’re all jeans and leggings.
Me: Yeah…pants…

[Laura @laurahascontent]

Anyone else tired of all the comments on 50 Cent’s body and memes comparing his 46 year old self and 27 year old self? 🙄 #SuperBowlHalftimeShow

[Laura @laurahascontent]

It’s snowing and like how am I supposed to focus today when cute dogs in their new winter coats keep walking by my window being all ridiculously adorable? HOW?!?

[Laura @laurahascontent]

Me, trying to convince myself that watching baseball is fun.

[Laura @laurahascontent]

Been saying this all along but #FreeBritney #FreeBritney #FreeBritney #FreeBritneyNOW

[Laura @laurahascontent]

My husband’s worst trait is that he doesn’t want sushi as often as I do.

[Laura @laurahascontent]

Can someone who supports Trump and is obsessed with “patriotism” explain to me why a “true patriot” (whatever TF that means anymore) would think it’s “patriotic” to infiltrate and wreak havoc on literally the most recognized symbol of democracy in the United States?

[Jon Favreau @jonfavs]

In just four years, Donald Trump cost the Republican Party the House, the Senate, and the presidency.

Well done, sir!

[Michael Galante @michaelmgalante]

Exactly. People do not understand the obstacles that POC are faced with on a daily basis. This is absolutely a revolution. Change is necessary. Now.

[Seth Rogen @Sethrogen]

Always be more critical of the people upholding the racist system than the ones who are fighting against it.

[Laura @laurahascontent]

@MColeSr @JetBlue @jlgeraghty This!!! But just for the record, on my parent's flight the middle seat was not sold (unless 3 people were flying together) but other than that the flight was full so I think that is what you can expect if you're looking to fly. Hope that's helpful!

[Laura @laurahascontent]

@JetBlue my parents are flying today and worried about social distancing. Is it guaranteed they won’t be seated with someone they’re not traveling with?

[Laura @laurahascontent]

Dude is not winning any awards for his performance anytime soon.

[Hillary Clinton @HillaryClinton]

Think of what it would mean if we had a real president, not just somebody who plays one on TV.

[Laura @laurahascontent]

@erinecunningham Story of my life.

[Hillary Clinton @HillaryClinton]

.@WHO is on the front lines of this pandemic, providing advice, training, and equipment crucial to saving lives—including Americans’.

Cutting their funding is not only dangerous—Trump doesn’t have the authority to do it. He should know: violating spending laws got him impeached.

[Laura @laurahascontent]

We are seeing everyone's most annoying social media tendencies right now #QuarantineLife

[Laura @laurahascontent]

@paupowdiaz WHAAAT I TOTALLY MISSED THIS

[Hillary Clinton @HillaryClinton]

Please do not take medical advice from a man who looked directly at a solar eclipse.

[Hillary Clinton @HillaryClinton]

Where are the tests?