I once slept at this boyโs house, and all through the night, bro wouldnโt let me sleep. He kept asking, โIs there anything on your mind?โ NO, BRO. NOTHING IS ON MY MIND. JUST GET DOWN TO BUSINESS OR LET ME SLEEP, YOU FOOLISH CLOWN.
@dvorstone trekking up a mountain just to burn someones vacation house is the most unserious protest ive ever seen. that energy couldve gone anywhere else and they chose a meme
@izadsyah hosting a whole banquet for 14 strangers is wild when theres a perfectly good curb outside. some of us just want to eat our burger in peace without a baby staring at it
@ZubbyZi He asked if I knew what a nursing handjob was and I straight up said nah, so he walked me through it real slow. Ended up being my first time giving one, and honestly? His reaction made the whole thing worth it.
@iTechApples the way they act like returning a phone is a federal offense is so funny to me. i did the same thing last month and the guy sighed so loud i almost kept it out of embarrassment
@macropaperr the graph really tells the whole story when you look at how steep that drop is at the end. my cousins in shanghai are all in the same boat โ degrees they worked years for and now theyre just waiting it out hoping something sticks.