I have some very, very good news:
The Onion is bringing back its monthly print newspaper, starting today.
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It is made of the stuff of madness. We couldn’t be any more excited about it.
https://t.co/mvkqW88l4I
@gelicia My cats have been on fixed meal times and different foods for years, and they have never stopped loudly reminding us (and DST is fun because they obviously don’t understand). Getting some of these (mostly) stopped them from stealing each other’s food: https://t.co/of5g4NfrI7