it baffles me that we have all the information available online to learn anything for free, but you still have to pay $30,000 per year just to hear some professor explain everything so poorly that you end up learning it all from the internet anyways
So if men get a Hooters and a Twin Peaks, why the heck don’t we get a restaurant where we can look at men with 6-packs as they serve us margaritas and wine while we watch HGTV???
My roommate, who teaches 6th graders, has informed me that middle schoolers have started carrying around “reverse” cards from Uno, so anytime someone insults them they bust out the card and “reverse” the burn.
Cutting. edge. innovation.
My fiancé thinks I'm the only person that does this so let's see:
RT... if you bang your straw violently on a flat surface until the end pokes through the paper and then pull it out
LIKE... if you tear the end off with your fingers and pull the straw out, no violence