Darren

[Darren @ld__jh]

@joeroddisTV @marksandspencer Haha, fair enough😀

[Darren @ld__jh]

@threadreaderapp unroll

[Walter Ego @ItsWalterEgo]

More than 500,000 people disappear without a trace every year.

In 2009, something even stranger happened: a man appeared.

No identity. No past. No record of where he came from.
Peter Bergmann never existed.

This is one of the greatest internet mystery of all time. 🧵👇

[Darren @ld__jh]

@marksandspencer the unit price of the black truffle and olive oil crisps has gone from just over £15 per kilo to £30 per kilo. £2.25 for 150g to £3.75 for 125g. I won’t be paying that and hopefully, neither will anyone else

[Darren @ld__jh]

@KFC_UKI Had the new fries on Friday. I have 1 question, when will the seasoning be for sale in Supermarkets??🤤🤤🤤

[Darren @ld__jh]

@Y2Craig @Erestyn Love that he still wanted to have a bit of banter with his brother via the paramedic though. Must have been the drugs 🤣🤣

[Darren @ld__jh]

@DarioCJK2 Disturbingly accurate😂😂

[Darren @ld__jh]

@fesshole Wait, how did he know and how did he prove any of it?

[Darren @ld__jh]

@MrChrisChopping @paulsinha You know full well which side they’re on, it’s the Daily Mail.

[Darren @ld__jh]

@LidlGB This was the Leamington/Warwick store on Myton Road

[Darren @ld__jh]

@LidlGB have you stopped making the Smokehouse BBQ crunch packs? Been into my local store a couple of times and not been able to find any

[Darren @ld__jh]

@bt_uk curious why you think I’d want to pay £13 (until the next price increase) more per month than a new customer for the exact same service?

[Darren @ld__jh]

@FentimansLtd shame you decided to completely ruin your ginger beer by adding sweeteners, they’ll be going back to the shop for a refund and that will be the last time I buy them.

[Darren @ld__jh]

@BTPcafes disappointed to be turned away from your Solihull store at 1535 today. Wasn’t convinced that having been busy was a particularly good reason to turn the custom of five people away. Looks like Caffè Nero will be getting our custom instead

[Darren @ld__jh]

@DFS Hello, we have just had a sofa bed delivered and the delivery men refused to take it up one flight of stairs to the room it was supposed to go to, they don’t take things upstairs apparently. Is this actually your policy?

[Darren @ld__jh]

@bugsy2301 I thought the same, three people mentioned in the question, compliments for just two of them!

[Darren @ld__jh]

@AskAmexUK why are you sending me letters about a cancelled Direct Debit when I no longer have an account with you?

[Darren @ld__jh]

@MeatOneVegBlog @sportbible I still remember that goal he scored whilst on the ground after a typically mazy run!!

[Darren @ld__jh]

@Manomasa_ Done

[Darren @ld__jh]

@Manomasa_ not content with reducing the size of the packets, you seem to have removed most of the seasoning from the Yucatan Chilli, hope this is by mistake and not by design