LDS Prophet's Voice

The still, small voice of the LDS prophet

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Relax brethren!

Our Lord and Savior is now compliant with BYU dress code.

[Keeping Faith at BYU @BYUKeepingFaith]

The apostasy at BYU is rampant. Came across this picture of a man blatantly defying Dress and Grooming standards.

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@ThoughtfulSaint Duh! It become perfectly clear if you view it with your spiritual eyes. That's how we get married bachelors.

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The contemporary update to our sacred underwear is absolute PROOF that the @Ch_JesusChrist is led by divine revelation. #ThinkCelestial

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January 20, 2025

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@ThoughtfulSaint Let's not forget the Pew Religious Knowledge survey. For some reason those darned atheists scored the highest. https://t.co/AuX8PKKq2o

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@robezenk This is the way.

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@mormons_speak @HollandJeffreyR I'll be honest here. If it's bad news about the @Ch_JesusChrist , it's because @mormon_satan is fighting us.

If it's good news, it's because the Lord's work is progressing. Anything messaging in the middle is handled by my public relations department. #ThinkCelestial

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@BrotherRicky @ThoughtfulSaint

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@BrotherRicky @ThoughtfulSaint You have to look at this through a Biblical lens.

Jesus pulled money from a fish. Now his non-profit corporation pulls money from investment portfolios through shell corporations. Fish and shells are close. So let me get back to thanking Ensign Peak Advisors.

#ThinkCelestial

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@stackerco Allow me to elucidate the matter for Saints and gentiles....

If you died before September 16, 2010, you get your own planet. All faithful saints thereafter get limited edition, golden angel wings. #ThinkCelestial

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@ZachHoopes @TheGermanicist The golden plates?!

#ThinkCelestial

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@stackerco @ThoughtfulSaint Heavenly Father works in mysterious ways. He allows 6 year olds to suffer agonizing deaths because of ... #ThinkCelestial

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@Ch_JesusChrist It doth bring exceeding gladness to my heart when The Corporation of The @Ch_JesusChrist doesn't make these donations, but makes a media campaign anyway. #ThinkCelestial

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@mormon_satan @CorporateJesus Ah, yes. That reminds me of when you and God made a bet before He killed all of Job's wives, kids, and animals.

Lovely Biblical stories. Good times.

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Remember the "good ol' days" when Satan flew Jesus to the top of a mountain just to tempt him? Sticks turned to snakes, talking goats, fish apartments, worldwide floods, etc.

Any chance @mormon_satan and @CorporateJesus will start that X-Men level stuff again? #ThinkCelestial

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@VanNoy6 If this doesn't strengthen your testimony, I don't know what will. #ThinkCelestial

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@whitecatprophcy @stackerco #ThinkCelestial!

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Newborn babies are the cutest things on this planet. Why isn't this truth included in the Book of Mormon?

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@mormon_satan Can confirm the remark about Brother Brigham.

We also prefer that you call yourselves former member of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints. @Ch_JesusChrist. #ThinkCelestial!

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Please! Nobody tell him about our s*x abuse scandals or what Ensign Peak Advisors does for the @Ch_JesusChrist! #ThinkCelestial

[Joseph Fink, 👻🎃healthcare is a human right🎃👻 @PlanetofFinks]

Jeff Bezos and Elon Musk do a ton of objectively bad stuff, but I just want to be clear that the mere act of holding onto that much money in a world with this much inequality is in itself a brutally evil action, and alone makes them bad people.

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@GovCox @UtahABS Such leadership! Much wow!