Lee Cramman

[Lee Cramman @leecramman]

@LidlGB Nothing? Okay @LidlGB... 🙄

[Lee Cramman @leecramman]

Hey, @LidlGB - what would cause one of your cans of pop to explode with such violence that it took the top clean off the can and blew the fridge door open? A lot of food was spoiled by the time I found it and the mess / smell was terrible 😞.

[Lee Cramman @leecramman]

@NTCouncilTeam Will that need an appointment?

[Lee Cramman @leecramman]

Hey @NTCouncilTeam - what is the appropriate way for me to recycle / dispose of a bulging lithium ion power bank? I didn't want to put it into small electrical recycling due to the fire risk...

[Lee Cramman @leecramman]

@peaer_ Only people who vape think that you can't smell it on them and in the rooms they've been vaping - I assume they've gone nose blind to it.

[Lee Cramman @leecramman]

Hey @nhs_pensions - on the "My NHS Pension" website it shows my entire pension history (23 years) as "No information recorded" despite my earnings history being complete. How do I get that fixed?

[Lee Cramman @leecramman]

@Megsenmumdr @chrisandmarkuk @Parody_RCGP Or made it up when called out

[Lee Cramman @leecramman]

@Megsenmumdr @Parody_RCGP @PillCounterKel The problem with taking shared care with private providers is when the private provider stops trading. Puts the GP in an impossible position, the avoidance of which is a good reason to avoid a SCA in the first place.

[Anon Opin. @anon_opin]

I should not have to spend any of my time keeping an organisation like Palantir out of the NHS. This should be a given on national security grounds alone, but for many more reasons beyond that. Unbelievable honestly

[Lee Cramman @leecramman]

@anon_opin Whomever's fault it is?

[Parody Nigel Farage @Parody_PM]

Thank God my security staff were on hand in Shetland to rough up this 75 year old man who tried to take a photo of my chauffeur driven car parked in a disabled bay.

[Lee Cramman @leecramman]

@clc_505 It's almost as if GPs aren't for emergencies...

[Lee Cramman @leecramman]

@DocEmUK LD and A training is mandatory, what form that training takes isn't, and OM "mandatory" training isn't mandatory...

[Lee Cramman @leecramman]

@BGatesIsaPyscho I bet he's sweating now

[Lee Cramman @leecramman]

Is @MartinSLewis happy being name checked by Octopus Energy when putting my bill up way beyond where I believe it sensibly needs to be?
Their calcs are wildly different to mine. There's no way to set the amount lower without phoning them to tell them I'm "In difficulty".

[Lee Cramman @leecramman]

@inhumandept_vp Of all the things in the world that never happened, this never happened the hardest.

[Lee Cramman @leecramman]

Did you know that if you buy one of Philips Hue's (@tweethue) supposedly 'premium' products from a retailer they haven't 'certified' they will consider you have bought a "Used" item and refuse to honour even basic and statutory UK consumer law?

I do now... 😡

Avoid...

[Anon Opin. @anon_opin]

What's the point of the state if it's not managing basic resources and industries. Railways, healthcare, power, water, post office and more should be publicly owned. In any sane system this wouldn't even be up for debate.

[Lee Cramman @leecramman]

@surgery_web Looks like Google autocompleted the email field with my personal email rather than work - thanks for your help.

[Lee Cramman @leecramman]

@surgery_web how do I contact support? Can't find a phone number, webchat is always offline, filled a form in but no call back within 24 hours...