EsqTired

Lawyer surviving millennial life with anxiety by tweeting through it and trying to make my billables. Also yes. This is an alt account. She/her

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A defense attorney is often the only person attempting to actively hold the police, prosecutors, and court accountable in their positions. If a defense attorney is winning, it generally means one of those three failed at doing their job.

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I took 1 star reviews of #Barbie from furious men on letterboxd and put them on the posters because it makes the film seem ever cooler.

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@Serend1p1ty9 Absolutely! I guess I assumed the job she was referencing was an office job based on nothing but the vibe. 😂 That was my mistake.

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@AriCohn I got yelled at because I *forwarded* a bill from a potential expert witness to the attorney and suggested we keep her on retainer. I… still don’t know what I did wrong.

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@Serend1p1ty9 There should be accommodations for people who have trouble making it to work on time every single day when there’s no reason for it. Does it really matter if someone gets to the office at 8 or 9 if they get their work done? (Assuming no scheduled mtgs/appts).

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@Serend1p1ty9 I think there’s a difference between showing up for specific events and showing up at the same time every day for the rest of your career. I can get to court on time because I *need* to. But when I’m expected to just show up at 8 am every day for no real reason it’s much harder.

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@BuxomDiva @andlikelaura I wonder if this caused any general rent hike to make up for the loss. Not questioning whether it was the right thing to do (it was) but just curious about the impact on the larger population.

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@UnhingedLizmo You and me both. 😂

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I miss the sky mall magazine. Where else am I going to find a three thousand dollar robot to make me coffee?

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“Seriously, don’t do that when Katie gets here.” Wtf. These Bachelor women are amazing.

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@dnieporent @2xKildCatherine @shinyspecialone @LizCGil https://t.co/jqQ0wACZw2

Here’s an example btw. But there are many more available for you to peruse.

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@dnieporent @2xKildCatherine @shinyspecialone @LizCGil There’s a lot of research out there that shows grad students who are educated in profession-based resilience skill sets are much more successful in their chosen field. Med schools and nursing schools are incorporating it into their curricula, why not law schools?

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@dnieporent @2xKildCatherine @shinyspecialone @LizCGil Ask a harder question next time.

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@dnieporent @2xKildCatherine @shinyspecialone @LizCGil First, mine did. And second, yes.

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@dnieporent @2xKildCatherine @shinyspecialone @LizCGil It should be a point of law school to build resiliency and *teach* students the skills necessary to react in the best possible way to bad judges/bosses/etc. We shouldn’t expect students to hold their head high in the face of abuse and say they can’t cut it if they don’t.

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Also, this is genuinely the only season of the bachelor that I’ve watched all the way through without getting bored and it’s purely for the women. I want 90% of them in my life as friends because they were all incredible.

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Breaking my self-written tweet draught to say that Zach doesn’t deserve any of these women and I want to be friends with all of them. #thebachelor

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@FairLilith3 Ew.

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@crisistalker Same! This and then arguing the points I found in court (preferably appellate as seen below 😂). But a good motion for summary works too.