Graham Wright

I promise to never Tweet anything of any value whatsoever, ever

[Graham Wright @lemminginstinct]

@TychoBrahe I think he was the “boss” in gaming terms; like, he hoarded treasure, devoured innocent victims, and abhorred righteousness

[Graham Wright @lemminginstinct]

@IBM Heaven forbid you hire a young graphic designer to create that image, instead of the dog crap Adobe spit out for you

[Graham Wright @lemminginstinct]

@Diablo @thumbtack Got a bunch of laundry, and I need to paint, dust, vacuum, rake, exercise, & exorcise #Diablo4theWeekend

[Graham Wright @lemminginstinct]

@UPS Sooo you didn't deliver a package, I think it's still on your delivery truck, but you refuse to let me speak to anyone? I love pandemic customer service

[Graham Wright @lemminginstinct]

One day, a decade ago, my brain pronounced the word "union" like "onion." Since then, that is the only way I mentally pronounce "union" without considerable effort.

[Graham Wright @lemminginstinct]

56 years after the VRA, voting rights continue to be under attack -- especially for Black voters. @POTUS -- prioritize passing For the People immediately. @blklivesmatter

[Graham Wright @lemminginstinct]

@Killzilla @edsbs I mean, it only takes 1 Loko for Juice holes. A whole pack can lead to a Juice house leveled to the ground

[Graham Wright @lemminginstinct]

I thought I was feverishly eating all of my Christmas candy this past week because I love candy. I now realize my body was storing energy for 2021.

[Graham Wright @lemminginstinct]

@Killzilla I’m looking forward to ordering my first post-corona Pappy Van Sea Breeze

[Graham Wright @lemminginstinct]

@realDonaldTrump @marklevinshow Coward

[Graham Wright @lemminginstinct]

@realDonaldTrump Fuck you

[Graham Wright @lemminginstinct]

1. Trump dies.
2. Melania seizes power.
3. She claims the United States for Mother Russia.
#TrumpCovid #TrumpHasCovid #coronavirus #BidenHarris2020 #NotMyPresident

[Graham Wright @lemminginstinct]

Every day I thank the Lord that Macho Man didn’t have to live to see what the world would become.

[Graham Wright @lemminginstinct]

@krisstraub Their website has some fantaaastic photos of the future, once pl8ty usurps Apple

[Ronald Wimberly @RonaldJWimberly]

So I just found out (yesterday) my comic got pulled. This comic was scheduled as the lasts to run in The Diary Project Series on the back page of the Arts section of this Sunday's @nytimes. Full story and large image on My Patreon. https://t.co/qiffIaW8dq

[Graham Wright @lemminginstinct]

@nick_kapur Daaaaamn, Caligula

[Graham Wright @lemminginstinct]

@sbuggames Something like this would be best

[Graham Wright @lemminginstinct]

Save the United States Postal Service https://t.co/yjuAoDyBoy

[Graham Wright @lemminginstinct]

@DenofGeekUS @pinny_arcade @animalcrossing @ACWorldBlog @anicrossingnews @ACNewHorizons @PA_Megacorp @PA_PinPals @BestACGives @AnimalCrocro @AC_designcodes Hopper!!! We’ve loved thank cranky boy ever since he should up in our original GC Animal Crossing town 😁

[Graham Wright @lemminginstinct]

@UPS @UPSHelp Thank you for delivering this package to my front door both crushed AND wet. The book inside was very warped! Glad your delivery guy thought wet packages are ok. Thanks! You're awful, by the way.