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@SeeTyneandWear All the thousands of times I’ve walked down there to the climbing wall finally pay off.

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@neheritagelib @SeeTyneandWear @byker @Newcastle Actually, stones laid by a variety of local worthies. Maling too. Possible their used to be a dedication on each of the sills of the ground floor windows.

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@neheritagelib @SeeTyneandWear @byker @Newcastle This is one where Streetview is pretty good! I winder if the fanlight is still under there?

I'm trying to remember what it says on the carved plaque on the E side, the foundation stone was laid by Lord Armstrong IIRC.

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@twlldun Hoping for a large Series D?

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@twlldun The only person I've ever met who reliably called the toilet the shitter in any and all conversation could trace her family tree back to 1066 from memory and complained regularly about Labour's betrayal in '99 so I'm going to say that's U.

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@jollybeggars Eh, you can see my bedroom window. Hope I've got my kecks on.

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@JHCPAL I'd go "lonning" in cumbria.

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@hansmollman Oh no, this is a bad one to go to. One of the absolute great power couples.

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@youngvulgarian 20 mins! Bloody hell, I think I've only ducked under 25 once or twice. Watcher?

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@MikeBubbins That's a hell of a shortlist!

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@neheritagelib Big fan of Bavington Hall, especially the view down the drive.

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@benpartridge @beefanddairy @LondonPodFest Thus protecting them from galvanic corrosion, very sensible.

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@daisycutterzine I refuse to believe you’re really Cumbrian if you don’t think that’s still how it works in Longtown.

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@twlldun By definition, God is a being than which none greater can be imagined.

A being that has a great ass is greater than a being that does not have a great ass.

Therefore, God necessarily has a great ass.

-Asselm

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@drjuliashaw @AdamRutherford @audioalways @RataSimona Prefrontal lobotomy, I didn't think they ever were banned, just became seen as ineffective.

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@sundersays I assume that they know that, since presumably GB news can afford lawyers, so I can only guess it's an attempt to reinforce the notion that this is state overreach and that they're the "bold truthseekers" fighting against the yoke of oppression?

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@TyneSnapper Really nice do you know who it's by, looks like a Paul Scott from the blues?

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@SmoothDunk Shoutout for the big alien ladies too, they villain real nice.

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@ProfTimBale "... and The only one who can save us is you Santa Claus!"

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@ProfTimBale It's impossible for me to read his headlines in any tone of voice other than "Frightened elf making dramatic revelation in straight to Netflix Christmas movie".