Lesel Britain

living vicariously through myself she/her 💖💜💙

[Lesel Britain @lesbottt]

Give the Whole Foods pastry chef a raise. They don’t miss!

[Josh Feldman @ItsJoshFeldman]

He finally gave us his Housewives tagline.

[Lesel Britain @lesbottt]

@mattxiv Rude to babies

[derecka @dereckapurnell]

why are we flying everywhere? why don’t we have high speed trains between dc and atlanta? how wasteful is putting babies through pain and the planet through suffocation for one hour flights? we could have very cool trains where kids can stretch, sit, play etc

[Lesel Britain @lesbottt]

@Millllllllller U r 2 pretty for this

[Lesel Britain @lesbottt]

@AskTSA Thank you!

[Lesel Britain @lesbottt]

@TSA can I bring powdered baby formula that is not in its original container through? I’m planning to portion it out in clear ziplocks.

[Lesel Britain @lesbottt]

@MilesParks @maggiepenman @ShelbiBond I would prefer Savannah Bananas to take over baseball. Then it would really be saved. I want a show!

[Lesel Britain @lesbottt]

@Millllllllller 13 is fun and funky

[Lesel Britain @lesbottt]

@jeehyekimpak @PoPville @WashProbs Never had any issues getting one morning of

[Lesel Britain @lesbottt]

@charmur7 @lordtupperware are we getting another season of come on in survivors?

[Lesel Britain @lesbottt]

Not having a bag hook in a public bathroom is a crime

[Lesel Britain @lesbottt]

Why do people like The Bear? It’s just men yelling, which is my least favorite sound

[Lesel Britain @lesbottt]

@Millllllllller

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I don't think congressional Democrats understand that voters see them as the cops standing around outside the school.

[Lesel Britain @lesbottt]

@POTUS Ban them then

[Lesel Britain @lesbottt]

@sammeiercomedy @RollingStone @ejdickson What a terrible take! Your ability to strike fear and confusion in the heart of Howie was 🙌🏻

[Lesel Britain @lesbottt]

@charmur7 @lordtupperware TYSM! I am a reality tv junkie but didn’t know it. I was guessing at individual tribe member lol

[Lesel Britain @lesbottt]

@charmur7 where is the latest come on in survivors?!?! The people are waiting

[Lesel Britain @lesbottt]

@lordtupperware @charmur7 Now that I have your attention will you please tell me what ITM stands for?!