Wizard Abuser

136 wpm degloved

[Wizard Abuser @lesseyecontact]

Cool as a cucumber on the inside, awkward and sweaty on the outside.

[Victims of Capitalism Memorial Foundation @karaokecomputer]

To all who celebrate

[machine gun kelly lee owens @bigugly]

also what Xiu Xiu sounds like to people who love Xiu Xiu

[Jay Lesyk @JayLesykWX]

Sverdlovsk oblast, Russia, Illinois

[Dean Norris @deanjnorris]

clean colon, couple tv shows trending and shit, pretty sure I'm just gonna stay home and masturbate all day

[Billy Jarrett @billyjarrettugh]

Master at work

[snout and slobber @cretincastle]

(Austin powers sees first plane hit the twin towers)
naughty pilot
(second plane)
wait a tick

[Neb | 🏳️‍🌈 @NebsGoodTakes]

charlie kirk biopic where it ends like the sopranos

[Witch @witchwounds]

(feeling the rush) yeah. its alright.

serial killer friend, disappointed: and the freedom? the power? the release?

(shrug) i guess.

[midnight joneser @MidnightJoneser]

they kidnapping black ppl in Atlanta and turnin them into waymos

[Variety @Variety]

Matthew McConaughey once exiled himself from Hollywood and lived as Mateo in Peru for 22 days without electricity.

“I needed to get my feet on the ground. So I click out. Boom. Go to Peru. I needed to find it, to check the validation. I knew I had it, I just had to go prove it again. But I did question, now that I just got famous, I’ve got all this affiliation for this and that and the other, and I’m trying to decipher which part’s real, which part’s bullsh*t... I needed to meet people who knew me as Mateo. And at the end of 22 days, the tears in their eyes and the tears in my eyes and the hugs we had on the sadness and happiness of saying goodbye were all based off of the man they met named Mateo, who had nothing to do with the celebrity. It reaffirmed my own identity that, ‘Oh, I still got it. This is based on me.’” (via "No Magic Pill" podcast)

https://t.co/HphTZ4aFif

[Roger Ebert @ebertchicago]

Who does video game boobs best? PS3 or 360? (somewhat NSFW) http://t.co/WmXUThRr

[Cryptic HD QUALITY @Cryptic4KQual]

Not wasting any time. I'm killing myself if i see something like that.

[laurinha 🦠 @ecto_fun]

if i could choose between the launch happening and that frog still being alive id choose the frog

[Patrick Doran @lunch_enjoyer]

CREEPY: this realtor posted an apartment building tour on craigslist and some thing creepy happened… See if you notice…

[Tom Waits (ANTI-) @tomwaits]

04.16 Tom Waits x Massive Attack