Levi Rounds

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@RideUTA sittin here waiting at the arena. A fucking timetable would be cool instead of vague bullshit. I know you don't care, but I'm bored

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@realDonaldTrump It's cute that you think a wall will stop immigration. Motherfucker, oceans couldn't even do that.

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@StevieNicks He deserves one more story. Itd be great if you could take literally 1 min and say hi. You into giving a good guy 1 more story?

[Levi Rounds @levirounds]

@StevieNicks We managed to get my friend John some tix to your SLC show. He doesn't have much but his stories. He's an old dj. Brother John.

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I'd have taken the over on @RouseMouth goin before bingo, and yet here I am drinkin with him. @DougStanhope #teambingo

[Super-moche ness monster @Supermochella]

And in the naked light I saw, 10,000 people maybe more.... #FeelTheBern #SLC #UtahForBernie @People4Bernie

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@KSLibraryGirl @JoelHansEmbiid One end goes in the ground to till weeds, if you think you're referring to women, you're parents failed you.

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If you give me shit about rooting for sports, but actively resigned from a church you don't believe in, please shut up.

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Pool party with this leibaby nutjob tommorrow. #daisydukes http://t.co/t6aih9XcMG

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This guy enjoyed the fuck out of #crucialfest http://t.co/xfhFZ0GxkO

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Fuck a mustache ride. Come bed this beirdo coppercommon for brunch before #slcpride. 11am. http://t.co/MgSNe1puoV

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This is how you entertain yourself when you can't move. #canelife http://t.co/x2ij8eHSXo

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AND... @TokenJay just had two different types of heart attacks. #HawksVsKings

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All those fun dances with a cane you see in cartoons and movies... Those aren't real if you actually need a cane. You tend to fall over.

[Levi Rounds @levirounds]

"Damnit, I kicked my Activ-On underneath the couch" - thing I never thought I'd say or be genuinely worried about.

[It'sAlwaysFunnyinSLC @AlwaysFunnySLC]

Upcoming interviews! @PieperComedy @tashiamo @FatGuyPunchLine @NickSmithComedy @funwon @NikkiGlaser @levirounds @MrStephenJones and more!

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This is a thing I'd like you to come to. It's free and awesome. #slccomedy http://t.co/tohn7g4XaR

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Jesus Christ!!! Can someone please fellate Drew already. -Annie. #thingssaidatworktoday

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I don't know if anyone noticed, but the dishwasher was nice enough to style his goiter hair today. #thingssaidatworktoday

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Compared to what I'm usually doing at 5am, eating this "Artisan Vanilla Bean" ice cream with a fork is really responsible and adult like.