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[Alex Stein @alexsteinnn]

Sooo my grandpa ate half a quart of paint today thinking it was yogurt

[Tears of a Clown @Modmuffin]

Ticketmaster's server at 8:32 today.

[Ambivalenter to Tuchelball🇧🇷 @CadWMC]

If I don't get Oasis tickets, i'm going to spend the next 12 months tweeting both brothers a list of every bad thing they've said about eachother to encourage another fall out.

If I Don't get to see it, no one else gets to see it either.

[Who Is Gręgg🇿🇼? @greggmunikwa]

Molly mae breaking up with Tommy fury is like when klopp left Liverpool but for girls

[Mac @CMacSWFC]

“I’m sorry Baldy”

“You can call me baldy all you like, it doesn’t bother me.”

“I didn’t call you baldy baldy.”

“What’s your name please?”

Mr….

[Ed @ted_pen]

not exactly dog friendly if there’s nothing for my xl bully to eat

[Luke @WelchLuke1]

Moving like when will off the inbetweeners tried to shag charlotte big jugs

[Olly🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 ⭐ ⚽ @ClassAOlly44]

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[David Atherton @daveatherton]

My breakfast tomorrow in Ramadan month.

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[Lee Hurst @LeeHurstComic]

Whatever they want to do is fine by me as long as they don’t use women‘s toilets or dressing rooms or deny them in sport.
However what do they see when they look in the mirror?

[Thetruthmonkey @brexitforexit]

I’m so glad I got a payment of £300 for the cost of living…

Oh wait, silly me, I didn’t get it, I worked my ass off to pay it,so others who don’t work can..

And there was me thinking our government was finally helping those that actually put into the system.

[The media SOI 🇬🇧 @MediaSOI]

Need some of these big boys in the channel.

[Liam Gallagher @liamgallagher]

@danb27684 Gary baldie

[RugbyInsideLine @RugbyInsideLine]

England: Ollie Lawrence is out of the England Six Nations squad

Everyone:

[David Cotterill @cotterill_david]

£2.5 billion sent to Ukraine yet this country is fucked and people can’t afford to survive here. UK government are full of utter corrupt wankers.