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[A @lifewaytooshort]

@danielgibber Definitely on the top of must must-read books. I try to re-read it often.

[A @lifewaytooshort]

@benzgreenfield @DBashIdeas Agreed. Since recently reading it, Ive gifted my copies 4 times now. Another couple times and ill just order them bulk from the publisher.
(Not the only book I keep giving away to get people to read, but its now in the top 5)

[A @lifewaytooshort]

@NoahGarfinkel A coinbase or FTX commercial is like a commercial for Chase or Capital One.
The add is for the platform not crypto.

[Troy Johnson @_troyjohnson]

6yo: “Dad where do our souls go when we die?”

Back to Jeff Bezos, sweetheart. He owns them all.

[Rogue Dad, M.D. @RogueDadMD]

Just learned our 9y/o did an experiment on us. Lost tooth, told no one for 3d, kept tooth under his pillow. No $. Then he tells us he lost the tooth, next night there is money under his pillow. Then confronted us with his scientific evidence that the tooth fairy isn't real.

[Ryan Reynolds @VancityReynolds]

Can’t decide between a midnight blue minivan with all wheel drive and foldable rear seats or a coffin.

[StaceyLynne @StaceyLynne_44]

Therapist: so your husband tells me the way you passively aggressively speak to him through your child is a real problem.

Me: *looks at child
Someone needs to tell daddy that snitches get stitches.

[Rock @TheMichaelRock]

Women aren’t truly pissed off until they say “really?” for the third time. Don’t ask me how I know this.

[Oaks @OakHill_]

My nine year old stayed home with me today. The time is 11:30 am.

She has spoken more words today than I did in December.

[Kent Graham @KentWGraham]

I’ve agreed so much in marriage my head just starts nodding at the sound my wife’s voice.

[A @lifewaytooshort]

@jeremypiven Loved the show...sad that its over

[Rock @TheMichaelRock]

But what if the daylight doesn’t want to be saved

[Simon Holland @simoncholland]

If you think Mayweather vs. McGregor is going to be a big fight, wait until my wife finds out I just paid $100 to watch it.

[Joe Gatto @Joe_Gatto]

The more time I spend watching Dora I'm forced to asked, where the FUCK are her parents? This lil' Latina be getting chased by crocodiles!

[A @lifewaytooshort]

@Mikel_Jollett no jews were out to push their religion & kill non believers,fact is there r 10mill extremists tht want us all under sharia

[A @lifewaytooshort]

@Mikel_Jollett Not 2 legitimize profiling & name calling, but u all got to stop comparing the Holocaust & its perpetrators to whats going on

[A @lifewaytooshort]

@RealTDG
Re Galaxy Note 4
After recent update cannot open any web links from any apps i.e. messaging, whatsapp, twitter etc
Any advice?
Tia

[John Lyon @JohnLyonTweets]

Not only was my brother not mad when I backed into his Porsche, he even invited me camping and said to bring a shovel. Whew!