aslan ☘︎

uhuuhueehuuwwh

[Butt Crusticles @Butt_Crusticles]

I have stage four terminal swamp ass

[evil fucking skeleton @chumblings]

yo my bad bruh

[Señorita Awesome @boygrrI]

i hate when homer chokes the boy

[Gold Dust @1ggoodman__]

I feel like this if I don't shower and get oily.

[Savos International @SavosAndSavos]

They’re doing this to me tomorrow

[puter @modelocigarette]

I give your pussy five big booms

[conor @conor_brn]

It must feel good as fuck to be an old man and dawdle around holding your hands behind your back

[corb @awshuqs]

I don’t want to be a fat fucking chud anymore

[jake @wormpuller]

Calling in fat and sleepy to work

[jord 🦦 @freshwaterjord]

Any time I’m with my dad in public it’s like I’m taking an alien out on his first day here on earth

[Duncan mccockiner @myhornysun]

Average Friday post grad

[aslan ☘︎ @lightfallacy]

my hand has a date with my balls .lets just say…im jerking off!!!

[faget83629031852 @faget9261530128]

honey boo boo is outside of my house with a battle axe

[eve @csiirac]

hello, i have awful team building skills and i'm a meek and timid 𝖿а𝗀𝗀о𝗍. please hire me. i have nothing and i'm nothing

[shadoomf🪲🇵🇸(homunculus enjoyer) @Shadoo_creeture]

Seething stagcel HORN-MOGGED by low-cortisol rhinomaxxer

[parkeuh @parkeuhhhh]

awwkwarddd

[julian @YEAROFTHEWIZARD]

Eating cold watermelon and it's hurting my teeth and im just screaming loud as fuck but I keep eating it

[Ruby @1800fortnite]

Fuckkkkkkkkkkk

[chase @_chase_____]

“it’s rude to be on your phone at a restaurant” i know i’m so sorry i just remembered tortoises and needed to google about them really quick. it couldn’t wait unfortunately. age, size, etc.