Josh Sennett

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My Frontier story:

Booked a plane flight last minute for a funeral. Never flown Frontier. Show up to the airport 65 minutes before flight. Approach counter. Two agents gossiping and laughing. Ignore me for a full two minutes.

Finally get to tell agents which flight I am taking and would like to check in.

"You have to check in using the app."

"Really?"

"Yep... only way."

Fine. Back off and start installing the app and using it to check in. Takes a few minutes. I'm not kidding - 59 minutes to flight, I hit return. App says I needed to check in an hour before and won't check me in.

Approach desk. They say, "Yeah, it's (now) less than an hour to your flight. We could have checked you in for a fee, but now we can't."

"Why didn't you tell me that? I would have paid the fee! I have a funeral to get to!"

"Sir... sir... you didn't ask. Now please leave the counter or we'll call over the police."

Never again. Screw Frontier.

[Josh Sennett @lil_senn]

@brewski_boy https://t.co/gYHupEyqkT

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@brewski_boy Cut out the Baja blast for a zero sugar monster energy and now we’re talking.

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@brewski_boy I was waiting for the funny number

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@brewski_boy I don’t believe you’ve gone 20 hours with no cigs

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@brewski_boy Impressive that you waited until January 2nd

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@fps_kevin yes it is

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@UncleAndy00 What does this even mean??

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@UncleAndy00 June 25th

[Josh Sennett @lil_senn]

@brewski_boy Thought you were asking for a friend 🤔🤔

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@brewski_boy Roughly 75msk.

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@brewski_boy 8-14 minutes

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@brewski_boy okay, now imagine a locker room with just 1 urinal. Welcome to Somers Point PF

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@fps_kevin 😎

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@brewski_boy I’d argue it’s completely rational to fear brick walls that look like tunnels

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No piece of comedy is as funny as your friend accidentally saying a word a little bit wrong

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@UncleAndy00 You know it’s bad when you say that the night of, not the morning after.

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@UncleAndy00 @fps_kevin You got ‘em too!?!?

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@UncleAndy00 Should of had a chicken melt 🐠❌💀