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weak opinions. held strongly.

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I love the resonating hum of my mattress springs after a good fart.

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I can't believe fireworks end with cumming

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@shagbark_hick You're such a performative dork.

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@veggiekrays @utd_thoughts Nevermind that former Spanish and French colonies are shitholes compared to former English.

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@Forever_The_Dee @utd_thoughts Right? Impressive.

Also thanks for Rule of Law and your persecuted religious fundamentalists that made America what it is.

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@jewndahalfmen I remember a few years ago when we were in Inverness at a B&B on July 4th and an English woman staying there wished us a happy independence day.

I've lived in the UK for over a year now and every single person could not be more welcoming or kind.

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@bells_tolling It's just an attractor state fed by social media and therapy.

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@yuanyi_z Same logic as 'Trump isn't funny'

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Louis CK's new special: I'd rather watch 55 minutes of him jerking off.

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@nosilverv Why have a bottom quintile when you can have a bottom half?

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@Lammyisback The normal human experience of outgrowing relationships and losing touch but still wishing well and occasionally hearing updates via your moms who still run into each other in your hometown

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@FeralPHunter Usually after a yummy meal and a quick tinkle I like to ask for a snuggle

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@bryan_johnson Too bad you and Kate aren't biomematched

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@canada_based_ A perfect example of why Australia, Canada, NZ should all just be a few stars on the US flag.

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@VladTheInflator This is such a bitch-ass attitude. Pathetic.

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@pegobry_en Yeah but also babies don't choose where they are born.

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It's too bad the Constitution is immutable and can never be changed.

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@mitchellh We are in the 'Play snake on the toilet while you shit' era of AI.

A crisis of imagination leads to endless same old same old.

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@volcaholic1 Just get the A/C, retard.

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@Offensive_Haiku Number 1 in 2
Without the diarrhea
Very confusing