Lauren Mallon

I dwell in possibility...

she/her

[Lauren Mallon @llmallon]

@joynessthebrave I just read your Saturday missive, and I have pumpkin puree advice. Ocado online grocery store nearly always has it. I just bought 2 tins this evening. It's worth doing the odd big shop with them to get it through the autumn.

[Slazac 🇪🇺🇺🇦🇹🇼🌐 @TrueSlazac]

The French urge to flirt with every British Prime Minister you meet

[Boze Herrington, Library Owl 😴🧙‍♀️ @SketchesbyBoze]

reading books is not enough, I need to see them dramatically reenacted by a Jack Russell terrier in full costume

[patrickcotnoir.bsky.social @patrickcotnoir]

I will go to my grave screaming about how there are literally zero Muppet movies where the cast is made up of entirely Muppets, except for one human.

I beg for the sweet relief of death so I can stop yelling at people about this.

[Prof Janina Ramirez @DrJaninaRamirez]

My best friend just sent me this. It’s lovely when someone knows exactly how to appeal to your very niche interests…..

[Halton Libraries @HaltonLibraries]

Shout out to our dungeon masters; shapers of the cosmos 🙌 …and to all the stout fighters, mighty magic-users, wily thieves and courageous clerics who made their mark in the magical world of Dungeons & Dragons this afternoon at Halton Lea Library🐉🎲
KL

[Broadhursts Bookseller Legacy @BroadhurstBooks]

I now want to start doing this with all my books! 😆

I already annotate recipes in cookbooks, but this is several steps beyond!

[Zoe 🍉 @_idk3ither_]

The only human shown during the muppets segments is Brennan Lee Mulligan who is playing the DM

[Halton Libraries @HaltonLibraries]

Coming soon! Join us for our new Dungeons and Dragons sessions at Widnes Library, every Thursday from 5.00-6.30pm. Launching Thursday 18th April, for ages 13 and over.

[Halton Libraries @HaltonLibraries]

We're getting ready for #WorldBookDay at @haltonlibraries. Find out what we're up to with this little video.
#ReadYourWay

[Halton Libraries @HaltonLibraries]

TikTok Made Me Read It, large print titles and LGBTQ+ are just some of the book lists available on https://t.co/4CE8azj2lk #Haltonreads

[Lauren Mallon @llmallon]

@rainbowrowell Yes please if you still have any. 😊💜

[Coffin Boffin @DrSamGeorge1]

OWL SERVICE spotted the plates, seen as either owls or flowers, that inspired the Alan Garner novel, 1960, in @britishlibrary; In the MABINOGION, Gwydion creates a woman out of flowers, Blodeuedd, who becomes a flower-faced owl; the children find themselves reenacting this in the present

[Susie Dent @susie_dent]

One of my favourite dictionary facts: the verb ‘go’ has always lacked a past tense based on itself. So we opted for the past tense of ‘wend’, as in ‘to wend one’s way’. Which means that instead of ‘I goed’, we say ‘I went’.

[Open Table Network @opentablelgbt]

🧵'We shouldn't be bullied into believing people can be any sex they want to be', said Prime Minister @RishiSunak at @Conservatives conference yesterday.
@OED says the verb 'to bully' means 'seek to harm, intimidate, or coerce (someone perceived as vulnerable).'
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[Halton Libraries @HaltonLibraries]

Tonight's the night!
Our FM, Emma, is very excited about the return of @AllCreaturesTV.
Why not pop into @HaltonLibraries tomorrow to grab a copy of the books it's based on? Full of wit and wisdom, just like the show, they're sure to bring a smile to your face. EB

[Jessica Law is no longer on X @JessicaTheLaw]

Still holding out for a tea towel with them all on, like the ones with dog breeds or local landmarks

[Lauren Mallon @llmallon]

Happy National Poetry Day! Today I'm celebrating with Jay Hulme's newest collection, 'The Vanishing Song'. It's beautiful.