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aspiring closested white boy who lives in a castle and plays with wood. better than some people. my best friend’s a blacksmith

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my mom is allergic to context

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my boobs don’t go with my outfit

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in my darkest moments, I want a frappachino

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being home is a war I will never win

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why do my friends keep asking me if I’m in therapy

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life was simpler when I thought a bowl of cereal was a meal

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my roommate goes “my allergies are so bad this year”

@thebigskoot 20 minutes later:

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man fuck this rain. but at least april doin what she said she was gonna do. december don’t think I forgot about my white fucking christmas

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playground rules still apply

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that girl saying you have a fat neck and no potential likes you

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lesbians own exactly the amount of corduroy you think they do

[໊ @sonohoor]

notice how we say “girl” when excited and “man” when disappointed

[machine yearning engineer @confusionm8trix]

you want me to do pilates? the thing that killed jesus?

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who else is 2 hours late right now

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for the peeple if the pee-pee-elle are cadbury mini eggs enthusiast little elves

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space is gay. going to space is straight

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@whatsabacknot I feel targeted

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I had one of those moments last night where I remembered this whole ‘alive’ thing isn’t a joke

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@jonashoes16 um what