L.L. Pinkerton

...singing and playing the melodeon with your heart...

[L.L. Pinkerton @LLPinkerton]

@FilipinoPreachr @DudleyBHaile hmm... Sounds like we need a Beards for Brethren benevolence organization.

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@EHBoyd Are you suggesting that the President was not born in Hawaii?

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@DudleyBHaile A mouse choir. Brilliant! They would sound great accompanied by the melodeon.

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That day off you had yesterday was what we preachers have every Monday. Except without the annoying family picnics.

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@DudleyBHaile I will have to direct the band to turn their amps up to 11 in his honor. Then we'll really scare away the rats!

[L.L. Pinkerton @LLPinkerton]

Ready for our big Super Bowl shindig at the church tonight, though I predict Madonna's singing at halftime may scare away the rats.

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@RoyECogdill I read of no rats in heaven. Therefore I conclude the singing up there must be atrocious. That's my experience anyway.

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@DavidPurviance What is PETA? Preachers for the Establishment of Teaching Agencies? Sounds interesting!

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I'm thankful for our congregation's awful singing which scared away the rats, and for the melodeon which later helped mask the poor singing.

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@TheDanielSommer The only true grit @DudleyBHaile & @EHBoyd have is in their crusty beards.

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@EM_Zerr We've had people take turns playing our melodeon.

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The credit crisis must be a right-wing plot for the sole purpose of being able to use the term Barackalypse. It's just a little too perfect.

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@DudleyBHaile You can't stand in the way of progress! Even Hibler's opposition to the melodeon didn't last forever.

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For Father's Day, we let the men take the day off and had the women lead in worship. The singing was still atrocious.

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@TheDanielSommer Really, Sommer? I would've figured you to prefer Hibler's method with that accursed axe.

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Even though it's sort of like instrumental music, even I don't like the paper horn man.

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@EHBoyd What?! Ah! No! You guys sure have a way of making a fellow look bad.

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@DudleyBHaile @EHBoyd Nice, guys. What happened to speaking the truth in love?

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@DudleyBHaile You and your UNnecessary inferences. The problem is that the bad singers drown out the few good ones.

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@EM_Zerr If you heard the singing at my congregation, you'd see the instrument as a necessity rather than mere artistic expression.