Strega

You aren’t required to attend every drama you’re invited to.

[Jimmy Kimmel @jimmykimmel]

They found the tanned ballsac Tucker Carlson was talking about.

[Strega @localsonly503]

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[Edward Luce @EdwardGLuce]

Happy to quit Twitter if it becomes intolerable. There's a world out there with birds in trees that actually tweet.

[Carol Roth @caroljsroth]

“I’m going to leave Twitter if Elon Musk takes over” is the new “I’m going to move to Canada if Trump wins”.

[Don Lewis @DonLew87]

In 2004, John Stewart asked Tucker Carlson "What is wrong with you?" An entire nation *should* be asking the same now.

[Used2haveahart @carac845]

‘Nobody wants to work anymore!’

Says the girl with a millionaire father and sex tape that catapulted her career. Also got paid to film her life eating salads and getting divorced 3 times. Thats not a woman I want advice from. #KimKardashian

[Hamish Mitchell @Hmitchell]

The national average for a gallon of gas is $4.17. A gallon of Starbucks coffee costs $16.80. Just saying

[Strega @localsonly503]

@MollyJongFast almost bled to death on waiting room floor of hospital in agonizing pain.. was using paraguard iud after birth of 1st child, supposed to be 99% effective, didn't want another child right away, elected to get tubal ligation at 33 during surgery for exploded ovary. #mybodymychoice

[Strega @localsonly503]

@PoliticalDanim1 @AngryMama11 @ape_trash @emrazz Inquired about opening a personal savings account, was told I'd need to inform my husband.. I make more money than he does.. f'ing insane #2022 do better @usbank #imovedmy$

[Doomscrolling Reminder Bot @doomscroll_bot]

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[Anonymous @YourAnonNews]

An old song, but probably one of the most valid songs in 2022.
"Russians" by Sting
https://t.co/L3yco6QuiR

[Charlotte Clymer 🇺🇦 @cmclymer]

"...I have a request for our fans. If any of you in any way hate homosexuals, people of different color, or women, please do this one favor for us — leave us the fuck alone! Don’t come to our shows and don’t buy our records.”

-- Kurt Cobain

Of course Ben Shapiro hates him.

[bing bong @brelane27]

@kendrawcandraw

[Dee Snider🇺🇸🎤 @deesnider]

People are asking me why I endorsed the use of "We're Not Gonna Take It" for the Ukrainian people and did not for the anti-maskers. Well, one use is for a righteous battle against oppression; the other is a infantile feet stomping against an inconvenience.

[Lucky 🍀 @LMuzangwa]

@walberque Surviving COVID-19 only to die in Nuclear Holocaust

[Rick Wilson @TheRickWilson]

Tito's, baby.

[Jay Black @jayblackisfunny]

Today marks the one year anniversary of Rush Limbaugh’s death.

Please, before you make a joke about it, take a moment to consider how hard this year has been for everybody in Hell.