Michael Brown

Don't think too hard, just have fun with it, good advice

[Michael Brown @loftybroon]

"Burnham in Westminster" and not a barrell of gunpowder in sight. Guy Fawkes would be proud.

#primeminster #parliament #andyburnham #westminster #ukpolitics #guyfawkes #bondfire #gunpowderplot

[Michael Brown @loftybroon]

A mysterious Qatari businessman will purchase the tickets for £100 apiece and then they'll be given to schools, should be charge 116 but who cares cos the other 115 will be quashed too. The horse bolted from the stable a long time ago, not point whacking a new door on now.💰🤑👍🏼

[The City Shack @thecityshack]

The new North stand is almost complete, we're almost there! 🏟️💙

[Jordan @x1892xJordan]

🚨 - MAJOR BREAKING - Yoanne Wisse has had his leg amputated today due to ACL injury, doctors however made a mistake and removed the wrong leg and are working on attaching it back this evening, as per @thelittlemans #NUFC

[Michael Brown @loftybroon]

@monzo People with the same problem on google reckon a carrier pigeon might be quicker, but I've sent an email so we'll see what happens 👍🏼

[Michael Brown @loftybroon]

Big mistake trying to sign up for a @monzo card 3 days ago on the ferry from Calais to Dover, they still haven't verified my passport 🤷🏼‍♂️😅

I wonder if it would have been done by now if I'd of arrived by #dingy... 🙄 🚣‍♂️ #channelcrossing

[Michael Brown @loftybroon]

@OliverGBell @CraigHope_DM John Hendrie, 80s for us, 90s for them

[Michael Brown @loftybroon]

I've conducted a lengthy VAR review of Sabrina Carpenter's Brits performance and can't find any infringements, play on lads 💃🏼 #BRITs2025

[Michael Brown @loftybroon]

@rfwalsh86 @LukeEdwardsTele West hams stadium is a running track shitshow, the 2 won't compare

[Michael Brown @loftybroon]

😅

[Kendall Rowan @kendallrowanx]

Can’t believe we went and got a result on a cold Tuesday night in Stoke

[Michael Brown @loftybroon]

It's a funny old game, the football gods provided 😅

[Bromley FC @bromleyfc]

Sunday: "Newcastle would be my ideal one" 🗣

This one's for you, Gaffer 💪

#WeAreBromley

[Memecastle United @Memecastle_Utd]

@NUFC @InPostUK Delivering 3 points on Wednesday night, cheers @InPostUK

[Michael Brown @loftybroon]

@CorriganKev79 @lee71uk @CraigHope_DM He was wank tho, at least Wilsons a got decent goal record when he plays. Marcelino couldn't knock the skin off a rice pudding never mind anyone off the ball 😅

[Abdul @AbdulSw6]

Tuchel your the one, Churchill bombed your mum, footballs coming home again🎶

[Michael Brown @loftybroon]

Fair market value was £0 for the FCB, not a peep said 😅

[Michael Martin @TFMick1892]

It’s worth repeating when Ashley paid #NUFC zero for using the whole of the club as advertisement for his businesses, nobody said a word about FMV and APT. That’s because it reduced our competitiveness over 14 yrs which suited certain clubs fine. No one changed the rules then.

[Michael Brown @loftybroon]

The tories still haven't learned that tactical voting comes back to bite you on the arse. Cleverly done. 👏🏻😅

[SP @sspencerukk]

He’ll go so far simply because he doesn’t have the brain power to feel pressure

Skull full of chippy chips and “dunno”

What a boy

[Michael Brown @loftybroon]

Me niether 👌🏼🤣

[Michael Martin @TFMick1892]

I will never tire of Man U being shit

[Michael Brown @loftybroon]

⛳️🏌‍♂️

[Magpie 24/7 @Magpie24_7]

Lineker: "If you had to choose to play for either Manchester United or Sunderland. Where would you choose?"

Shearer: "I'd take up f£cking golf!"

🤣🤣

#NUFC

[Michael Brown @loftybroon]

The new Old Trafford regeneration looks a bit tasty. Labour really do love sausages #OldTrafford #smokedsausage #Labour

[Michael Brown @loftybroon]

#hughedwards very interested in that disallowed goal #youngboys #YBAVL