A mysterious Qatari businessman will purchase the tickets for ยฃ100 apiece and then they'll be given to schools, should be charge 116 but who cares cos the other 115 will be quashed too. The horse bolted from the stable a long time ago, not point whacking a new door on now.๐ฐ๐ค๐๐ผ
๐จ - MAJOR BREAKING - Yoanne Wisse has had his leg amputated today due to ACL injury, doctors however made a mistake and removed the wrong leg and are working on attaching it back this evening, as per @thelittlemans#NUFC
Big mistake trying to sign up for a @monzo card 3 days ago on the ferry from Calais to Dover, they still haven't verified my passport ๐คท๐ผโโ๏ธ๐
I wonder if it would have been done by now if I'd of arrived by #dingy... ๐ ๐ฃโโ๏ธ #channelcrossing
@CorriganKev79@lee71uk@CraigHope_DM He was wank tho, at least Wilsons a got decent goal record when he plays. Marcelino couldn't knock the skin off a rice pudding never mind anyone off the ball ๐
Itโs worth repeating when Ashley paid #NUFC zero for using the whole of the club as advertisement for his businesses, nobody said a word about FMV and APT. Thatโs because it reduced our competitiveness over 14 yrs which suited certain clubs fine. No one changed the rules then.
Lineker: "If you had to choose to play for either Manchester United or Sunderland. Where would you choose?"
Shearer: "I'd take up fยฃcking golf!"
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