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[J @loljazing]

Stay collected, but know when to laugh it up ⬆️ (hint: approximately 75% of the time)

[stu @rinbcage]

"well what about stuff that happened between 1-99 AD?" that's the 0th century you ding dong please do not try to outsmart me

[J @loljazing]

@DocCoyle @RubinReport This is exactly why their behavior is racist. I couldn't have said it better myself. Generalizing everyone of a race to the single symbolic caricature of that race in our culture is racist

[BIG A @_aaysia]

I truly believe my generation will put an end to these cancer sticks !

[J @loljazing]

Guys ear buds are literally just contacts (the replacement to glasses) for your ears

[J @loljazing]

@oikvw https://t.co/8goQMlEwuH

[KΛMMY ¢໐งē 💋 @kammycove]

13 year olds now a days smoke weed, drink alcohol, and juul all day.

When I was 13, I had my first love
There was nobody that compared to my baby
And nobody came between us no one could ever come above!

[LeGate @williamlegate]

Apple isn’t the same company they used to be. The iPhone doesn’t “just work“. My iPhone X was so bad, it was quite literally usable…so I splurged on their latest, top of the line model (costing over $1,300!), & it still freezes more than my original iPhone 3G I got ~10 years ago

[Sen. Bernie Sanders @SenSanders]

The American people are tired of a president who is a liar, a fraud, a narcissist and a bully. They want leadership which unites us, not divides us. They want policies which work for all, not just the wealthy few.

[Alazar Solomon @gobezlij]

I deadass be feeling bad for anyone that curves me, like you really would have been treated like royalty🤷🏾‍♂️😂

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

True love is radical because it requires us to see ourselves in all people. Otherwise, it isn’t love.

Love is revolutionary because it has us treat ALL people as we would ourselves - not because we are charitable, but because we are one.

That is love’s radical conclusion.

[[email protected] @hotjamz]

he's makin a list
it's kept in plain text
an elf just got phished
you know what is next
santa claus has leaked 2.2 billion user's names, addresses, naughty/nice statuses, and the times they are asleep in their homes

[áine @evansusually902]

When you're cutting wrapping paper and the scissors go ccssssssssss and not jkfxzkzjkxjkkxxjxkxjkc 👌😩

[Kyle 🌱 @KylePlantEmoji]

If you hate when people say "liberry" but you say feb-uary, you don't actually love English, your ideas of language purity are rooted in classism.

[slowpoke collector @freshleebaked]

Cash is the greatest Christmas gift of all time. I don’t wan hear none of that it ain’t thoughtful shit. It’s the most thoughtful present. Thank u for thinking I needed this money, u were right.

[Password is Taco @pw_is_taco1]

@TPCarney I mean, how would everyone react if you started wishing people Happy Autumnal Equinox in September, based on its declination, rather than ecliptic longitude?