Lori Latch

Mommy, Blogger, Photographer, Event coordinator, culinary experimenter, crafter, car & shower singing extraordinaire. I love Jesus but I drink a little. 🙏🏼🍺

[Lori Latch @lorilatch]

My 11yo and her bestie are having a “fashion show” & my child comes in this ensemble which she entitled #lizzo2024 and said with the utmost confidence “you can tweet that to her”. @lizzo , if you’re looking for a costume designer she got you girl!

[Lori Latch @lorilatch]

My bestie and I are laying in bed on a lazy rainy day catching up on Sister Wives. Our real question is… @JanelleBrown117 , how many times have you had to move the trailer to date? 🤣 #SisterWivesTLC #bingewatching #besties #lazyday

[Lori Latch @lorilatch]

I guess you could say things are pretty serious between @BestMaidPickles and I. I won’t even show you the Best Maid Bloody Mary pickles, pickled okra, or @MartinHouseBrew pickle beer in bar fridge. 🤷🏻‍♀️🥒❤️

[Lori Latch @lorilatch]

@miiuhhhh That’s one of my faves too!

[Amy Rachelle King @amyduggar]

Traits of a sociopath:

-Lack of remorse, guilt or empathy

-constant deception

-inability to form emotional attachments

-superficial charm

- dishonesty

-manipulative

-reckless behavior

[Lori Latch @lorilatch]

Allllllso… retweet this y’all! @KidRock

[Lori Latch @lorilatch]

@KidRock , my friend’s precious daughter Nova (who happens to be blind) looooooooves you! She asks her Alexa to play Cowboy daily. You’d make her day if you gave her a shout out! #kidrock #cowboy #bigfan #kidrockfanclub

[Lori Latch @lorilatch]

@KidRock , my friend’s precious daughter Nova (who happens to be blind) looooooooves you! She asks her Alexa to play Cowboy daily. You’d make her day if you gave her a shout out! #kidrock #cowboy #bigfan #kidrockfanclub

[Lori Latch @lorilatch]

My child, not so patiently waiting for her latest order from @SlimeObsidian , has already selected her next slime and left this not so subtle request in the driveway. 🤦🏻‍♀️ #slime #slimejunkie #obsessed #slimeobsidian

[Fort Worth Police @fortworthpd]

#NEW

It’ll stop raining in 2037.

[Lori Latch @lorilatch]

In lieu of my “Jesus loves you, make good choices” speech to see my kids off to school, today, I simply said “keep your nose on the grindstone and out of the pills”. Thx for helping a tired mama out this morning @TTChilders . #noseonthegrindstone #JesusSTILLlovesyou #momlife

[Don’t mess with Texas @DMWT_Program]

@texasgov

[Lori Latch @lorilatch]

@miiuhhhh Yaaaaaaas! So excited to hear what you’ve been working on! ❤️

[Lori Latch @lorilatch]

@CaydeWard98 We’re so proud of you! Love you lots! ❤️

[Dolly Parton @DollyParton]

This year my birthday wish is a call for kindness. We can’t just hope for a brighter day, we have to work for a brighter day. Love too often gets buried in a world of hurt and fear. So today, January 19th, let’s get to unearthing love ❤️ https://t.co/CTShxNkbRq

[Lori Latch @lorilatch]

Few things in life are better than freshly shaven legs on freshly washed sheets. #laundryday #cleansheets #sosoft #sofreshandsocleanclean

[Lori Latch @lorilatch]

@Coach_Jackson5 That sweet girl is growing up so fast! She’s a beauty like her mama! 😍

[Parker McCollum @ParkerMcCollum]

You’re all you got so take care of yourself

[Lori Latch @lorilatch]

@miiuhhhh Honestly, I think we all do these days! Haha

[Lori Latch @lorilatch]

@Ludiker I legitimately would have but they scurried out of there pretty quickly after this announcement. 🤣😂

[Lori Latch @lorilatch]

At the park with my children and a little boy (about 4) just ran past me screaming “mama! I shit myself again”. That mom needs a drink. I must find her. #parkday #momlife #mamaneedsadrink #buyherabeer #outofthemouthsofbabes #kidssaythedarndestthings