live laugh lanie

she/her, hi for the love of god hello!!!!

[dom von der holy crusade on ai @dom_vom_gym]

Leo the call is yours

[Thomas White @len0killer]

Been smiling thinking about a chimp getting home from a long day of work. Kisses the wife, hugs the kids. Cracks open that first banana and it makes a beer noise

[27. @dimvji]

what doesn’t kill you makes you go on a walk

[Ry Passle @RyPassle]

#PourCoffeeOnYourWorkKeyboardChallenge

[Goob @goobgleeb]

They are blocking my nose again with some kind of nanotechnology or some sort noseblocking ray

[the thicc husband & father @lukeisamazing]

when you and your boys are out sailing and see that the Isle of Lindisfarne is guarded solely by women and priests

[live laugh lanie @lpluedd]

A soccer World Cup game happening in Boston is like a pope from Chicago. Unserious shit

[live laugh lanie @lpluedd]

Gonna see how many people I can ragebait this month by aggressively referring to the “MENS World Cup” instead of the “World Cup”

[˖ Ridhima 𓂀 ݁˖ @ridhima_z]

The reason margaritas taste so good is because they are a spiritually safe drink

They have a salt circle that wards off evil

[The Notorious J.O.V. @whotfisjovana]

lmk

[Beautiful Normal Woman @SillyBWoman]

Don’t invite me over if you don’t want to talk about the High of your day the Low of your day and One thing you are looking forward to

[Berwyn Choobs @sabatonfan69]

How it feels to have chicken tikka masala and mango lassi with the garlic naan

[turbomander @turbomander]

give me a pack of newports and a single spell slot and i’ll save the realm

[deepfaked @russiacore]

*trying to escape saw trap* I’m not going to play your gay little game!

Gay Jigsaw: it’s the way you have no choice 😭

[Skurt Vonnegut @ThisLocalHater]

Hey, my boyfriend and I noticed you from across the bar and we were wondering if you have any Dyatlov Pass theories

[alex @userctrI]

how it feels to wear a high maintenance outfit to work

[Mark @AgingRanchHand]

75 and sunny. Perfect day for sending emails