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90% popcorn kernels

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I’ll say it again. Boys who don’t like drivers license ARE NOT TO BE TRUSTED.

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My 20s so far is mostly smelling food to see if it has gone bad

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2 people I’ve talked to today have said “this might be TMI but…”
Happy Monday!

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Never feel very good about myself after I eat onion dip

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@lil__ris Sadly yes

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How old were u when u learned that baby carrots are just cut up large carrots

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@lauragsoda If he was a guy in his 20s count your blessings

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@lil__ris I was thinking of you today mi amor 💕💕

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I’ve accepted the reality that everyone on Bozeman hinge has a photo with a fish, you win some you lose some

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@killallbees You make my day

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Offended that one of the most evil people in The Handmaids Tale is named Aunt Lydia... I would never

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Can’t tell if rei employee thinks I am cute or thinks I am shoplifting

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Getting out of bed to eat is getting really exhausting

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If you aren’t ready to wear coordinating shirts like this, just leave me alone!

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My yard looks out over an elementary school playground and these kids SUCK at cartwheels

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Does anyone actually like oatmeal or are they just trying to act sophisticated

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When you test negative for covid AND eat chicken nuggets in the same day... the stars are aligned for me rn 😎

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Somehow I just made the worst cup of coffee EVER. I hate being an adult </3

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@lauragsoda I sent this to all my roommates

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I tried to delete this bc i thought it was embarrassing but alas it lives

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Was checking out my reflection in my rearview mirror today and I noticed how YELLOW my teeth look... 😔