North Carolinians: Check whether your ballot was accepted. If not, vote in person ‼️
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The GOP is rejecting 7-8% of Democratic ballots.
Dear bra companies, I am BEGGING you to stop making bras with removable pads. 😭 Nobody wants to spend 10 minutes trying to shove a folded-up triangle back into a tiny hole after laundry day. WE ARE TIRED.
I thought the deal was robots would do the dangerous, miserable shit so humans could spend more time actually living. Somehow humans kept the mines and toxic chemicals while the robots got writing, art, and office work. Amazing.
People who don't listen to music: "AI is going to replace all music"
People who don't read: "AI is going to replace literature"
People with no friends: "AI will replace all relationships"
People who don't practice law: "AI will replace all lawyers"
Do any of you do anything
You’ve gotta use AI because it’s the future. But also it’ll take your job. But also it’ll create a paradise on earth and solve most of our problems. But also it’ll end humanity soon. But also you’ll get left behind if you don’t use it right now.
Amazon is building an $11 billion AI campus in Indiana.
It’ll use as much electricity as roughly 1 MILLION homes.
And about 300 million gallons of water every year.
That’s just ONE facility.
I don't want a city on Mars.
I don't want AI in every app.
I don't want data centres in space.
I want clean water.
I want a stable climate.
I want bees to survive.
The ONLY reason @Disney is bringing @jimmykimmel back is because the American people stood up, called out the executives by name, Disney's stock plummeted and Disney lost a lot of money.
Get it?
That's the playbook for the next three years of Trump.
YOU must be LOUDER than him.
🚨NEW: Former Governor Roy Cooper is expected to enter the U.S. Senate race in North Carolina next week. He is a top-tier recruit who will help Democrats flip this crucial seat for the first time since 2008.
RETWEET if you support @RoyCooperNC as he runs to flip North Carolina!
Pilot does a shoutout for a 100-year-old vet who fought at Iwo Jima
“We don’t have royalty in the United States, but we have something pretty close, and he’s sitting in row 1."