Lynda

[Lynda @lyndabelle_b]

@ChrisHewitt Nothing says Christmas like one of those ads

[R.P. Marks @RPMarks]

Thinking of things you'll no longer be able to enjoy at stations if/when they close the ticket offices.
- Buy season tickets other than weeklies
- Get a season ticket photocard
- Find out how many day’s validity is left on a Flexi-Season
- Replace defective season tickets

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

The late great Douglas Adams tells one of the all-time greatest stories

[Adam Sharp @AdamCSharp]

This is a thread of new / slang words, from different languages, that were coined for the modern world. I’ll start with this one…

Egérmozi (Hungarian) = watching films or shows on a phone (literally ‘mouse cinema’)

[EcoEarlswood 💚 Rachel @EarlswoodEco]

I've recently found out that glass bottles and aluminium cans from pubs/ restaurants in the borough are mot recycled because it's classed as commercial recycling... Even tho glass and cans are infinitely recyclable 😱 Anyone else alarmed by this? @reigatebanstead

[NHS Million @NHSMillion]

We’re trying to get as many followers as Rishi Sunak so we can show the government just how many people are prepared to fight for the NHS.

Please can you help by following us and retweeting this message?

[Marco Petagna @Petagna]

We've now passed the final hurdle in the move back towards lighter days

The earliest sunset was mid December

The shortest day was Dec 21st

And today was the latest sunrise..

All roads now point towards Spring and summer...oh and a more natural in take of vitamin D!!😉

[Lynda @lyndabelle_b]

https://t.co/cHquzaZ0hE

[Chris the Driver @Chris_TheDriver]

2/12 Why do we need guards on trains, then?
Medical emergency on board? Passengers have phones, they can just dial 999 themselves, right?
Yesterday evening. Full and standing train, pretty much in the middle of nowhere - between Hope and Edale, in the Peak District.

[Marcus @mark395625]

Just in case, for those who haven't worked out why the RMT rejected the offer, here's the strings.

[Lynda @lyndabelle_b]

The island of Lurgan

[Morten @helifliMorten]

If the global temperature rises 2 degrees lots if UK will be gone…study below.

[Simon Collins @SirGeogy]

Great to see River #Mole on TV in this week's Mortimer and Whitehouse Gone Fishing Ep5S5. Interestingly the title is "#Reigate Hills, Surrey" while the location they use is a delightful (private) lake outside #Brockham. Nice descriptions and views. https://t.co/BPLUjKQVTp

[No Context Brits @NoContextBrits]

Me when someone uses my driveway to turn around.

[Paul O’Kane @pmokane]

This is one of the funniest pieces of live radio you’ll ever hear. And the animation adds an extra layer. #Radio #GerryAnderson

[James Marshall @jamesmarshall42]

My favourite story about the Queen 👍🏼

[Lynda @lyndabelle_b]

@Soda_Bred It sounds amazing but not good.

[Mark Simpson @BBCMarkSimpson]

Today’s order of business at Stormont:
🔹Item 2 can only be debated if item 1 is passed
🔹Item 1 is not expected to be passed

[Chris Hewitt @ChrisHewitt]

Northern Ireland Twitter, I have a big ask! A friend of mine is looking urgently for a place to rent long-term in or around Banbridge, but will look further afield if necessary. House or bungalow, 3 bed minimum, with downstairs WC for disabled family member. They also have a dog.

[Pure Roy Keane @PureRoyKeane]

🧵 (A thread) Roy Keane getting progressively angrier...