Dom Paoletti

i dont tweet on the first date. #lickface

[Dom Paoletti @macdommy]

Paul george out here thinking he can ditch his g.t. cut academys for a game and not get caught. 🤦🏽‍♂️ @smoss @JoelEmbiid @ShamsCharania @SpikeEskin

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Philly baseball fans should ask for a red fall 3 day weekend before an entire month of October. #takesgiving #greedy #notthatgood #dancingonmyown @bryceharper3 @mitchwilliams @peteincavelia @randyready @miltthompson @curtschilling

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Every time i look in the mirror i wish i could do the opposite of when Beavis and butthead cut their hair and glued it to their face. #Takesgiving @KamalaHarris @AOCpressTwo @HillaryClinton @CarliLloyd
@pelositracker #becausemyfacehastoomucuhairbutmyheadlackssome

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Feeling nervous how many more 16 year olds are gonna get pregnant now that Dr. Drew is ripped. #takesgiving @adamcarolla @jimmykimmel

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There shoulda been a seinfeld episode where erin Andrews spits at kramer and newman through the reverse peep hole #takesgiving @DanMarino @joekelly7731 @johnelway @SteveYoungQB @TroyAikman @RodneyPeete9 @JerrySeinfeld

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Happy Takesgiving to everyone except drew brees he’s overrated. #takesgiving @amandabynes @drewbrees @BenSimmons25 @JohnBolaris

[Dom Paoletti @macdommy]

Top Hottest guys without covid masks

1. Brad Pit
2. John Stamos
3. Chris Kattan
4. Tom Brady pre divorce
5. John Cusack

#takesgiving @JohnBolaris @johncusack @TomBrady @ChrisKattan #Getoffmyplane
#QaDom
@Oprah @EllenDeGeneres @amandabynes

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Air movies rankings

1 Airplane
2 The Air Up There
3 Airheads
4 AirBorne
5 Definitely Maybe
6 Air Force One

#takesgiving @tomhanks @HarrisonFordLA @amandabynes @jackblack @kevinbacon @KDTrey5 #johncandystinks! @JohnBolaris

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Gump screwed up. Cigarette breath > aids
#takesgiving @tomhanks @JohnBolaris #QADom

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The Biggest mistake Hollywood ever made was not giving John from Cincinnati a second season #Takesgiving

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Mrs noble being the principal at city guys and donovan mcnabbs chunky soups mom at the same time was very confusing #Takesgiving

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Pay it forward was the saddest movie since Armageddon #Takesgiving

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The Beatles were okay #takesgiving

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Scratch that. Bananas in microwave is the better option #takesgiving

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@elonmusk You too Elon #Takesgiving

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as a kid cranberry sauce looks absolutely disgusting but as u get older u can see yourself sticking ur dick inside a can. Just watch out for the sharpe edges #takesgiving

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@mteek Benches matter! I remember who jordan had come off bench to win chips and hit game winners vs jazz..jordan 2.0

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@MikeMiss25 Dont worry they get to play the knicks again next year

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Free ben!

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@AdamSchefter Good for wisconsin now free brendan dassey