Simon Ratcliffe

Apple expert, anything and everything Apple. Don't touch a mouse 'til you've spoken to the Rat! Technosexual.

[Simon Ratcliffe @macratuk]

@itvfootball Why is the quality of the main picture so bad?

[Simon Ratcliffe @macratuk]

@LauraKirk12 Just moving all the money from my Revolut account and closing it. Not petty at all.

[Simon Ratcliffe @macratuk]

@RedFiveModels @almurray @WeHaveWaysPod Please don’t call the spitfire glorious. It’s a killing machine. Come and see my Grandad’s First World War trench mace, and make a model of that if you like. @nomorewar

[ARSENE BERGKAMP @Arsene_Bergkamp]

Hincapie got booked for a challenge that wasn't a yellow card and Bernado Silva committed 3 fouls that were all bookable offences. It wasn't the reason we lost but it gives me an excuse to call the ref is a cunt and Bernado Silva is a cunt

[the_dude_abides @theedude_abides]

@prodnose Spurs fans would rather see their team relegated than see Arsenal win the Prem.
Sad but very true.

[Simon Ratcliffe @macratuk]

@vickersmg @almurray Amazed you’d want to play about with a death machine. Any time you want to play with my grandads trench mace (stlll with blood on) and glorify that. Let me know.

[Simon Ratcliffe @macratuk]

@Funwithflares

[Simon Ratcliffe @macratuk]

@Funwithflares It’s not so funny. They’re no longer surprised, which was the funniest thing. Seeing the same thing over and over again and expecting a different result. Reality seems to have bitten.

[Simon Ratcliffe @macratuk]

@4everagooner Yes but as a 50+ year supporter we still have a massive problem with Thomas Partey playing whilst arrested. We’re The Arsenal for Christ’s sake. We’re better than that.

[Simon Ratcliffe @macratuk]

@LauraKirk12 Oh Laura, you’re better than this.

[Simon Ratcliffe @macratuk]

@JohnBishop100 I heard it was being made, but assumed you’d play yourself. Clips I’ve seen sound awful in an American accent. Would have loved them trying to understand you.

[Republic @RepublicStaff]

Charles's legacy on climate change:
- Having a carbon footprint 36x the average Brit.
- Exempting himself from environmental laws.
- Constantly using helicopters and private jets.

He's a climate hypocrite. Don't believe the Royal PR machine. #NotMyKing #AbolishTheMonarchy

[Simon Ratcliffe @macratuk]

@MissLauraMarcus @VictoriaCoren I think you’ve answered your own question there Laura.

[Michael Spicer @MrMichaelSpicer]

it's real support from actual racists

[Simon Ratcliffe @macratuk]

@historyrock_ Of course. 1979 Knebworth

[Simon Ratcliffe @macratuk]

@GoonerFanzine @ianafc71 Another thing that we learned is that there’s a rule for fans, (get accused of racism and instantly banned) and one for players, get accused of rape and play on.

[Private Eye Magazine @PrivateEyeNews]

“Thanks for your concern, but I’m actually queueing for an ice cream”

From the latest Private Eye, out now.

[Bushra Shaikh @Bushra1Shaikh]

Anyone that believes the age old trope of 'all Palestinians are terrorists or terrorist supporters' can go fuck themselves.

Years spent brainwashing billions of people into believing this shit, so today killing any Muslim could be justified.

One of the biggest lies ever manufactured by broadcasters, journalists and politicians, that only until now has been fully exposed.

People can see it for it is really is.

[Mukhtar @I_amMukhtar]

A citizen journalist exposed a new hotel.

This is getting out of hands now.

[Simon Ratcliffe @macratuk]

Surely the only way you can “crack down on homelessness” is by providing homes?
#DonaldTrump