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[Mad @madddau]

Just trying to get my life together, one Bed Bath and Beyond coupon at a time.

[Matt Bellassai @MattBellassai]

transgender people show more courage when they leave their fucking houses in the morning than donald trump has shown his entire life

[Mad @madddau]

@quaniforousTREE UGH AND I DIDNT WANT TO GO TO THIS ONE BECAUSE I WAS LIKE "HE'S JUST GONNA PLAY NEW SONGS INSTEAD OF IN YOUR ATMOSPHERE"

[Mad @madddau]

@quaniforousTREE HE PERFORMED IN YOUR ATMOSPHERE??? 😭😩

[Mad @madddau]

@TELUSsupport Excuse me, I was randomly hung up on right after my call FINALLY went through after 1hr 45min

[Mad @madddau]

YOU'RE NOT SORRY FOR THE DELAY

[Mad @madddau]

Ugh la prochaine fois je vais appuyer sur le deux pour le français je ne peux pas vivre comme ça

[Mad @madddau]

@TELUSsupport HOW HAVE I BEEN ON HOLD FOR 1.5 HRS WHEN I WAS TOLD IT WOULD ONLY TAKE 30-45 MINUTES??

[Mad @madddau]

*Family gathers together at hospital for grandma's last breath*
*Cousin stealthily opens phone*
*PokemonGo theme song starts blaring loudly*

[Lucy Flawless @everythingsjake]

Barack can u handle this?
Justin can u handle this?
Enrique can u handle this?
I don't think they can handle this!

[Mad @madddau]

NOOOOO I FORGOT TO PACK CONTOUR NOW MY CHEEKS WON'T BE CHISELLED FOR MY VACATION

[Stats Canada @stats_canada]

35% of Torontonians are listening to the new Drake album hoping he mentions their neighbourhood

[Mad @madddau]

why are guys never cold

[Mad @madddau]

ARE YOU SERIOUS? THIS SCHOOL BETTER NOT HAVE RESCHEDULED MY EXAM THIS FRIDAY
A) THIS IS LESS THAN 48HR NOTICE REQUIRED
B) FORMAL IS TOMORROW

[Mad @madddau]

IS IT TOO LATE TO SWITCH PROGRAMS/SCHOOLS/LIFEGOALS

[Norm Kelly @norm]

Best of luck to all students in exam mode starting their finals in the next few days!

[Mad @madddau]

@queenxfsheba lmao I was listening to that for inspo

[Mad @madddau]

SHOUTS INTO THE ABYSS: DOES ANYONE SPEAK GERMAN???

[Mad @madddau]

HILF MIR!!

[Mad @madddau]

HELP I DONT KNOW WHAT I'M DOING