Marina

I make videos for a living.
Wish there was a way to fix my tweets in post.
She/her.

[Marina @mahreenuh]

Remember back in 2004 when 'influencer marketing' was just Petey Pablo casually throwing, "Now I gotta give a shoutout to Seagram Gin, 'cause I drink it and they're paying me for it," into Freek-A-Leek between verses?

[Marina @mahreenuh]

One of the most dystopian things I've seen lately; almost had to laugh.

BlogTO: the cost of living is becoming unbearable 😫😰😱😵

TikTok: the cost of living is becoming unbearable 💃🕺🔥💯

[paddle @ipaddlearound]

david attenborough: [mumbling] skip. i dont like this animal. skip it.

[Marina @mahreenuh]

@johnbinkley69 Vincenzo Diesel. Originally went by Chenny Diesel until his agent told him to smarten up.

[Thinkwert @Thinkwert]

One of the key drivers of Sicily’s economic recovery is its strong export sector, particularly in salami trees. The island is the second-largest salami orchard growing province in Europe, behind Tuscany, accounting for around 10% of Sicily’s GDP.

[Adam Faze @adamfaze]

i've officially stumbled upon the weirdest thing i've ever seen.

on a spotify radio this week, 1 song annoyingly kept playing. except every time I looked, it was a different song name and artist entirely.

so I started keeping track. here's 49 of them.
https://t.co/VrmYPyQQqg

[Marina @mahreenuh]

I'm not worried about getting wrinkles from smiling — I'm worried about getting them from browsing through awful stock music.

[Josh Trebach, MD @jtrebach]

*sitting in middle seat on airplane*

Person in window seat: excuse me can you help me

Me: uh sure are you ok?

Person: I am playing wordle. And I am stuck. And I NEED to beat my inlaws

Me: *takes off headphones* we will defeat your inlaws together

[Marina @mahreenuh]

Reasons why Birdo is the best:
-she comes in so many colourways
-incomparable flair during jump boosts
-makes the most resigned sad sounds when you lose
-enormous rock implies that Yoshi is canonically rich af

[Marina @mahreenuh]

Shy Guy has been my main in Mario Kart for a decade, but with the latest DLC I can finally main the best, most underrated character of all time: BIRDO

[Marina @mahreenuh]

Somebody get this guy to Edmonton! 😱

[Bensley @bensley_music]

gonna miss tonight's @TheJUNOAwards red carpet, thanks @AirCanada!🫠

[Worst Editor Ever ▶️ @worsteditorever]

Generally speaking, I find adding b-roll, arranging soundbites, massaging music, maintaining tone, using pacing to punctuate moments, and sculpting performances for continuity of emotion to be the most annoying parts of the editing process.

[Marina @mahreenuh]

@ashleygaete @Kiehls "did not meet all our website guidelines" ie. "was anything other than an absolutely glowing positive review"

[Marina @mahreenuh]

Everyone knows about Fisherman's Friend but what about Fisherman's Enemy?

[Marina @mahreenuh]

So @elonmusk thought it was Very Important to roll out 58 different colours of 'verification' checks but I still can't schedule a tweet thread?

[Shen Comix @shenanigansen]

making the moon fucked up is the first step of any good worldbuilding. the moon is normal in your story? just a normal moon? amateur mistake.

[Marina @mahreenuh]

@mariasouthgate Per my last email, just circling back to make sure we're aligned on this!

[mr. bega vevo @LouBegaVEVO]

you look at a Toblerone package, long, triangular, and think “there’s no way it’s that shape”, and you’re right, it isn’t that shape. it’s in a way weirder shape, a far more fucked up shape than you could ever have anticipated.

[Marina @mahreenuh]

Absolutely cursed email marketing.

[Marina @mahreenuh]

I don't fault the store employees for this — it's just terrible management. The building is going to be replaced by condos in a few years, so clearly management doesn't think it's worth the $$$ to fix. Meanwhile, for the next few years, people still need to shop there, so.

[Marina @mahreenuh]

Everything is totally fine at the local Sobeys Urban Fresh; why do you ask?

[Marina @mahreenuh]

Before those massive ceiling bags it used to be worse. You always had to watch where you stepped and avoid the rustwater dripping directly onto you or splashing you nearby in a bucket (read: grocery basket lined with a clear garbage bag).