Maia

What friends character are you?

[Maia @maiaschn]

@RexJonasSum thanks mate, its super easy to travel with and also, who knows when ya might need a table cloth?!

[FilmX's Number One Fan @GAltringham]

One thing that confused me about Planet of the Apes—they never explain how the Statue of Liberty ended up all the way on the ape planet.

[Paul Watson @paul_c_watson]

Man sits by me on train.
MAN: Loads of psychopaths around here
ME: Really?
MAN: Loads mate
ME: How'd you know?
MAN: There's signs aren't there?
ME: I guess?
MAN: I love them
(47 minutes of awkward silence.)
Man leaves train, he has a bike. I realise he was saying 'cycle paths'.

[daft ponk @sicksadchris]

meeting beyonce and telling her i loved her in goldmember and mentioning nothing about her music career just to see if it throws her off

[hannah louise @hannahlouisef]

do you wanna let @TicketmasterUK know or

[Greg the Sorcerer @gregthesorcerer]

Walking out of the ancient temple after triggering every single trap on my way out

[Maia @maiaschn]

@jonasbrothers This better be a camp rock 3 announcement

[Maia @maiaschn]

Meryl Streep i’ve got the role of a lifetime for u

[bald ann dowd @ali_sivi]

they only need to hire one actor. that's all the same guy

[‏ؘ @helllojojo]

movie so good yall i cried… gotta gatekeep sorry

[Taylor Swift News @blessedswifty]

‼️ | @TaylorSwift13’s “Taylor’s Version” Albums are now the most streamed version of the album, surpassing the stolen versions.

[Zack Bornstein @ZackBornstein]

Lucille Bluth seeing Gene Parmesan

[2000s @PopCulture2000s]

- you are Beyoncé
- thank you.

[Jeremy Herbert @DDayFilms]

Found the single most important file on the Internet Archive - a clandestine video of George Lucas assembling his lunch tray on the set of Indiana Jones 4.

[ᅠ @artindetails]

moon bridge

[Ghost Maggie Serota @maggieserota]

m. night shyamalan could never never pull off a twist ending this powerful

[follow @bencollins on bluesky @oneunderscore__]

Jackass Forever snubbed again.

[pj @pjayevans]

Hey guys I’m at the Oscars. I’m giving my phone to Steven Spielberg right now.

Hey it’s Steven spielberg

[Maia @maiaschn]

@PhoebeTobien josi

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is George. He's wondering when his husband (owner) will return from war (their little email job). 12/10