j.

do u guys go to school or is twitter your main outlet

[j. @majorteaalert]

#bb19
cody: we just have to protect 11 people until jury
devin: lets make it 12

[halfprism @halfprism_]

bullshit, i can clearly see them moving. im really tired of people trying to manipulate me all the time, but i guess i deserve it because of all the bad stuff i did in the past

[Frankie 📎 Fey @frankiefey]

they should invent a thought that isn’t obsessive or compulsive

[saliva plath @cryptofeminism]

If I was one of the three little pigs I’d be the one making everything out of straw. Due to my laziness and lack of work ethic

[Organizermemes @OrganizerMemes]

Caleb truly is the voice of our generation

[j. @majorteaalert]

sorry but all you have to do is look at the thousands of thinspo pages featuring arianas recent IG posts and their goal weights in their bio to know what is triggering people with EDs

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

NBC reports that the scrutiny surrounding Ariana Grande’s body has been triggering individuals with eating disorders:

“Several care providers said their clients have been overwhelmed with emotions, including fear and anger, as they watched thousands of people leave a mixture of worried and cruel comments about Grande’s body.”

[Gail Walden @GailWalden6]

I am playing hide and seek with my neighbour but he does not know

[anthony @tony_bagz]

What a fucked up day man

[viehcy 🪅 @foreeeeeal]

7x3=21 has always been cunt. even as a 3rd grader i could recognize that

[very tall bart @TallBart]

Therapist: Are we being deadass?

Me: No

Therapist: Let's be deadass going forward

[j. @majorteaalert]

@trixiemattel dead from the submarine

[bug girl @buggirl]

when a cat is laying on u and they are like ah yes this exactly where i want to be. what a safe and optimal place to rest my weary little head…… that’s what life is about. never kill urself

[𝖓𝖆𝖟 ꒰ঌ ໒꒱ @nazzygirlxx]

you’re on thick ice. i love you

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

Just took one step forward. FUCK yes. I bet I’ll never take one step back again. Let alone two!

[j. @majorteaalert]

it’s actually much much worse

[Pukicho @pukicho]

I heard they’re killing you at work tomorrow

[erika @yeeeerika]

i love when my cat decides we're hanging out now. wasn't on my schedule but okay boss i love you

[cole @juul_survivor]

He was probably so nervous to go out with his disability accommodation for the first time and Spongebob humiliated him for nothing. I feel like I could cry

[j. @majorteaalert]

@civicw0man the idea that women -especially those in their 40s - haven’t been bombarded with this information their entire lives lmaoo

[🤠 @heavensbvnny]

Holding my friend’s baby knowing that in 15 years I’ll run into them at the grocery store and be like “I held you when you were a baby” and he’ll be like god this man is annoying

[Integrity Guy @Integrity_Freak]

It's starting. #TheHappening #MenAreCuttingTheirPenisesOff #NoPenis2026 #IndianaManChallenge

[computer @computer1010101]

Is it too late to become a child prodigy? I'm 38