malcom undercover

im undercover

[sleepy cowboy @HughGriffin2]

If I was bald you could expect me to turn up to the function wearing some bullshit like this

[🅱️askerville @WB_Baskerville]

One of the funniest things about the World Cup/Olympics/whatever is how Australia truly believes they have like a massive bitter sports rivalry with the United States and Americans have zero awareness of this

[brian @brianonhere]

one of my favorite things to see in the wild is a couple who definitely used to be problematically age-gapped but are now just two middle age people

[kordell @lledrook]

this nigga never going back home LMFAOOO

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Iran says it has closed the Strait of Hormuz following Israeli attacks today in Lebanon. (via AP)

Israel agreed to a ceasefire with Hezbollah yesterday.

[Noir @BadassNoir]

Nigga laughing like he just took over Bikini bottoms

[Coleman @ColemanPlayz]

This is a great example of how shitty society has become. When this game came out it was widely celebrated and is still considered one of the best game DLCs of all time. If it came out today you’d have a bunch of wife beaters crying about it

[brecht apologist @madison_tayt]

people wanted my head on a pike for pointing this out

[a @aallleeexxxxxx1]

i have never felt so drained and emotionally depleted in my life

[The Last Farm @TheLastFarm]

Sorry to lib out, but the reflecting pool thing has become legit funny because it’s now inevitable that they’re going to have to drain it again and redo the whole thing but it still won’t work for some easily avoidable reason. A summer story for our time

[sean @_sn_n]

MAGA after Trump solves a problem he literally caused in the first place

[OneShotFox🇳🇿 @OneShotFox]

Generational mog during national anthem

[mistor @mistor]

“Why isn’t gta6 coming out on PC day one???”

[cameron! @workreps]

#pouroutabeeronyourcrotchchallenge

[bONGO🪻 @wariocolosseum]

it’s so cool how rich ppl make our lives so much worse by making us deal with massive problems they caused

[Derek Cressman @DerekCressman]

“The staff had to begin monitoring the trash after it was discovered he was sometimes throwing out White House sterling silver utensils.”