Rebecca Malinowski

Healthyish obsessions with dogs, carbs, and naps.

She/Her/Hers

[Rebecca Malinowski @malinowskir]

@AlHendiify I learned this watching Sesame Street with my kid and could not shut up about it for weeks. Did I force many adults to watch Cookie Monster visit a cashew farm? Yes.

[Jessica Valenti @JessicaValenti]

This is a six week pregnancy.

It has more rights than the women of Alabama, Arkansas, Idaho, Kentucky, Louisiana, Mississippi, Missouri, Oklahoma, South Dakota, Tennessee, Texas, West Virginia, and Wisconsin.

[Rebecca Malinowski @malinowskir]

"Guns are people, too," Twitter, apparently 😑

[Rebecca Malinowski @malinowskir]

@marccold Love that word problem vibe. If Clarissa gains x pounds per inch of height and grows y inch per month, how long until she can no longer swing on the fragile rope swing?

[Rebecca Malinowski @malinowskir]

@papersquared As someone who loses an elderly cat in a boxspring on the regular, I definitely don't have snake care skills. Glad Cece has the a-team over there

[Rebecca Malinowski @malinowskir]

@lnb It is also my dog's birthday!

[Rebecca Malinowski @malinowskir]

@brimwats @foreverhoward @_WildeAtHeart We are an IL consortium using it. If you DM me I can connect you with our staff member who wrote the proposal.

[Rebecca Malinowski @malinowskir]

@mariskreizman lil brain

[Rebecca Malinowski @malinowskir]

@DougJBalloon I did a double take, thinking this was real 🥺😒😬

[Rebecca Malinowski @malinowskir]

@Klonick I wish we had booked a cat instead of a car 🤦‍♀️

[Rebecca Malinowski @malinowskir]

@Klonick @Hertz This happened to me and my partner on Christmas 3 years ago, but it was @Budget . A fun twist is that their online system let us book a cat for pickup at a permanently closed location. 100% agree with your theory that they purposefully overbook and make it impossible to get help

[Rebecca Malinowski @malinowskir]

@up4anything2 Congratulations!

[Rebecca Malinowski @malinowskir]

@ravenscimaven

[Samuel Sinyangwe @samswey]

Chicago police kill Black people at a rate 22x higher than white people and kill Latinx people at a rate 6x higher. This is the most extreme racial disparity in fatal police violence of any major city. The only place that comes close is Minneapolis. https://t.co/vqURbJZyIR

[Rebecca Malinowski @malinowskir]

@itsmegkehoe @rachsyme I share your garden witch dreams!

[Rebecca Malinowski @malinowskir]

@lnb

[SEH is @seh]

Someone tonight on my social media travels had posted something along the lines of “if you live in a house that’s over 101 years old, someone, a hundred years ago, was hiding from a plague in your room, too,” and now I am haunted af.