Malcolm Steven Reese

I rock and roll and I do math. I'm just a stuck-up, half-witted, scruffy-looking nerf-herder. pls don't call me Malcummy.

[Malcolm Steven Reese @malomartwo]

I'm about 2 seconds away from Naruto running off the edge of our flat earth

[Neural DSP @NeuralDSP]

It's time! Our #BlackFriday sale is live. Get 50% off all plugins until Nov 30, 23:59 EET.

[Malcolm Steven Reese @malomartwo]

@Tostitos explain this rn 😡

[క్రిష్ 🛌 @krish__Tarak]

Turning wifi on and off
Turning phone on and off
Switch to data
Instagram still down
Whatsapp still down
#instagramdown

[Rads @_radsy]

once you reach a certain age if you pull an all-nighter, you die

[Avery Sanford @sanfrita]

The serial killer in my backseat after I get in my car and start driving

[philip lewis @Phil_Lewis_]

What did Anderson Cooper just say????

[Malcolm Steven Reese @malomartwo]

What the fuck is this man on

[The Recount @therecount]

Trump speaks to senior citizens about COVID: "You're not vulnerable, but they like to say the vulnerable, but you're the least vulnerable — but for this one thing you are vulnerable."

[Denny’s @DennysDiner]

zoom in on the syrup

[Malcolm Steven Reese @malomartwo]

I'm going camping this weekend, so yall know what that means right?

Look forward to some new bare ass booty pics in nature when you open your insta up on your way to work on Monday 😘 I'm just doin gods work, I don't make the rules

[Guitar Center @guitarcenter]

@TJ_Zday @samashmusic @musiciansfriend We are no longer doing business with Fulltone and are moving quickly to remove all Fulltone products from our stores and websites.

[Malcolm Steven Reese @malomartwo]

Hello, it's me, the illusive Malcolm Reese. Just popped in to say that my cats are gifts to this world, and they should be worshipped for the goddesses they are

[fuerta @sexycowpillow]

409 Central

[Malcolm Steven Reese @malomartwo]

@itskatedonthate Y I K E S

[Dakota Ave @DakotaAveNM]

We've also added a few other merch items and extra pieces of old designs onto our bandcamp! Please go support us by purchasing merch so we're able to get out our new music and get to touring 💖

[Dakota Ave @DakotaAveNM]

Alright you heathens, we've got a quick special limited run of ~spooky~ mousepads for you guys! Only a small quantity were made, so make sure to order yours on our bandcamp ASAP to get yours

https://t.co/fpXEnKCSMe

* @malomartwo's cats added for cuteness and to see the inspo 😻

[ᗪOᒪᒪᗩᖇ ᕼOTᗪOG ᑎIGᕼT @beefycloud]

Sheldon thought the old town road song went like this:

“Yeah, I'm gonna take my horse to the hotel room
I'm gonna ride 'til I can't no more”

And I cannot stop laughing about it.

[Malcolm Steven Reese @malomartwo]

It's 2020 and yall somehow still think iPhones are cutting edge 😬

[Malcolm Steven Reese @malomartwo]

because I could see thousands of pictures of the same person on social media over the course of years and I still won't recognize then when they say hi to me in public

[Malcolm Steven Reese @malomartwo]

I don't understand how people used to see a single photo of a missing person in the newspaper and actually recognize them in public and save their lives