José Lara - @[email protected]

Form+function for humans. PM @Microsoft building the future of @Windows. Prev @Azure_Synapse, @MicrosoftDesign. Nobody wins unless everybody wins. Views my own.

[José Lara - @[email protected] @malvenko]

@matvelloso @JenMsft By just thinking about it, you're engaging with it, Mat. By saying "UGH" out loud, Twitter knows you're engaging with it.

[José Lara - @[email protected] @malvenko]

Hey @Lenovo -- if I grant your app perms to show me system notifications for Vantage, you don't get a free pass to spam me.

[José Lara - @[email protected] @malvenko]

Human-centered design 0 : ego-centered design 1

[Tomasz Oryński @TOrynski]

I am watching a movie clips about @elonmusk's Tesla Semi - remember, the truck that was to revolutionize the transport industry when it entered the market 4 years ago 🤡

And I am going to tell you'all why it is a completely stupid vehicle. And I won't even want to talk about (1)

[Sam Altman @sama]

ChatGPT is incredibly limited, but good enough at some things to create a misleading impression of greatness.

it's a mistake to be relying on it for anything important right now. it’s a preview of progress; we have lots of work to do on robustness and truthfulness.

[José Lara - @[email protected] @malvenko]

@matvelloso Skynet is not going to launch nukes… it’s going to give us toxic recipes that seem half decent.

[José Lara - @[email protected] @malvenko]

Hey @OpenAI -- where's the "hug the AI" button?
#ImNotCrying

[José Lara - @[email protected] @malvenko]

Plot twist: ChatGPT's tendency to give wrong/incomplete answers, starts a movement where people develop tech-skepticism and research skills. World peace ensues.

[José Lara - @[email protected] @malvenko]

@Grady_Booch *robot voice* Please insert $1 to load your timeline.

[José Lara - @[email protected] @malvenko]

@matvelloso

[Riley Goodside @goodside]

OpenAI's new ChatGPT writes a Seinfeld scene in which Jerry needs to learn the bubble sort algorithm:

[Krishna @ntkris]

I asked ChatGPT: "How do I write SQL code to calculate the monthly retention for user cohorts?"

My mind is blown🤯

One of the big parts of learning SQL is to think in tables. This answer just nails that.

[Renee DiResta @noUpside]

Not sure why the decline is happening (accounts churn, bots removed etc) but on the growth front possibly worth noting that clicking the Follow button on Elon’s account generates a Suggested Follows recommendation list involving several of the RW pols mentioned - MTG Jordan Cruz

[José Lara - @[email protected] @malvenko]

@miguelsolorio_ Straight to @internetofshit

[Amazing Maps @amazingmap]

US-Mexico border distance in a straight line over Europe

[David Gura @davidgura]

@elonmusk Here is the full quotation from Alcuin, with translation:

[José Lara - @[email protected] @malvenko]

@shanselman This is the OG TCS. 😂

[DOS Storm @DOSSTORM]

Can we just take a moment to admire how freaking METAL the Microsoft logo was in the 80s? 🤘😠🤘

[Jacob Rubashkin @JacobRubashkin]

2024 presidential election if Biden nationalizes Ticketmaster

[José Lara - @[email protected] @malvenko]

@VCBrags ABB - Always. Be. Bragging.

[José Lara - @[email protected] @malvenko]

@seattledot As a driver seeing this on Tuesday, pedestrians seemed extra visible to me. Disappointing to see how fast they were removed, yet how hard it is to make them happen.