master Tosh

Gymnastic, writer, civil engineer

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@now_arsenaI What is Ramsey doing here instead of thomas partey or rice

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@TDi_Skoda This is interesting. What could be the possible reasons

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@iQwatson Accurate

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It never cease to amaze me when I listen to people who can’t finish a sentence
The depth of compromise they’ve dug themselves into requires that they sieve every word and self-sensor mid sentence. Mental incarceration

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MEN CAVE SATURDAY Q&A - JUNE 6TH https://t.co/rd3gxp9o0R

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@iQwatson A conversation every black man never wana hear.

Bunch of losers and victims

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How to Find Purpose in Your Life

[Eric @amerix]

Keep your babies safe.

As we approach elections, wicked politicians are rushing to offer human sacrifices to their gods in return for a hypnotised society and electoral victory.

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@WairimuMariam @sabtosabato Hate is constant for kamati za roho chafu

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@iQwatson She looks so old or amebeat.

Or its just my eyes

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@Realtme1 @iQwatson What is number killer among body builders?

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@amerix That fat man in there is a digrace

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Scariest 4 minutes for a man in love

https://t.co/x5AihSHhic

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@kibeandy

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@kibeandy Darth Vedar

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@WelBeast @osoroKE @usefulidioty Right here

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@WelBeast @KarauriR @orengbonny My i be lucky today

[George T. Diano @georgediano]

After abandoning our boy Tokodi to fight for a scholarship at The Great Kalahari Desert University of Science & Technology (K-DUST) where students major in Dust Mitigation, Sand Engineering & Advanced Suffering,, the Ex wife has now resurfaced crying foul, claiming she was trapped in a toxic marriage.

This is the same woman who left our boy because she was Not Meeting her Standards. According to madam, our boy wasn’t providing the soft life package she had subscribed to. But in this Kasongo economy where unga is now behaving like Bitcoin, many brothers are surviving on vibes & inshallah.

But still, daughter of Agrippina refused to understand because apparently other men were out there spending money on women like there's no tomorrow. Seeing the pressure was too much, Pascal Tokodi took the L gracefully and walked away like a wounded soldier from the Battle of Financial Migraine.

But because God is not Kamua, destiny located our boy immediately. Word has it that a sharp-eyed daughter of Agrippina, freshly discharged from Heartbreak Rehabilitation Centre, spotted Pascal roaming freely in the wilderness and decided to rescue our boy.

It is now being alleged that the new girlfriend comes from Old Money. Since then, our boy has been living like a tenderpreneur on government contracts. Sources claim the man now sleeps under an AC even during rainy season.

Now the ex-wife heard the good news and suddenly started doing reverse gear back to his Ex hubby. But our boy shouted a thunderous “NGOOOOOOO!” and sealed the border permanently. After wanaume wameongeza dayametaa ndio anataka kurudi,,, haiwesmek god one.

Currently, madam is touring podcasts like an artist promoting a new album, narrating how she is a strong independent woman battling post-divorce trauma.

Meanwhile Pascal is somewhere eating life with a big spoon and rediscovering happiness. But pia wengine wanasema kijana wetu amegeuzwa Ben Kumi, eti the new Gf ni mumama. But that's none of our business, because kama kawa sisi walala hoii hatuna maoni, Letu Jicho tu.👀