Matt Andrews

Mighty, Like A Rose.

[Matt Andrews @mandrews1973]

@EPLBible 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Matt Andrews @mandrews1973]

@theTRUESPEED

Guys what is happening, your website says there will be updates… there aren’t, I haven’t had consistent wifi which I need for my my job, I haven’t had no text messages either…. You are rated excellent for customer service but will now be using virgin

[Quite Interesting @qikipedia]

The fundamental cause of the trouble is that in the modern world the stupid are cocksure while the intelligent are full of doubt. BERTRAND RUSSELL

[archivetvmusings @archivetvmus71]

At a factory in Walsall today, the prototype of a mammoth 50 foot high food mixer went completely out of control. The entire company has gone into liquidation.

[Matt Andrews @mandrews1973]

@GWRHelp Hi yes sure, we were on the London Paddington to Bristol Temple Meads 9.00pm train. Lewis was really friendly, and went out of his way to engage with us and brought us drinks with a smile. We asked for another, and he went and checked the stocks rather than a flat no. Great asset

[Matt Andrews @mandrews1973]

@GWRHelp 902 London to Paddington was the best customer service experienced on a train. Lewis went above and beyond to serve our party of 5… what a legend 🤩

[Amanda @gasheadamanda]

@Official_BRFC @thgorringe @AdamTutton @BristolRoversCT @Official_BRWFC Please retweet this poster. People just don’t disappear, someone knows something! As a Mum and Grandmother I feel for his family not knowing where he is!

[The Football Feel @TheFootballFeel]

Man City winning four Premier League titles in a row is such a fairytale. Amazing what can be achieved with £2 billion, a manager with an offshore account, a suspended 2-year ban from European competition and 115 charges of financial irregularity!

[Amy Lawrence @amylawrence71]

My God. This is so powerful.

So many struggles hidden in plain sight. Talk. Listen. Be kind to each other. Reach out if you need.

Well done @Wolves ❤️

[James Hogg @JamesAHogg2]

BREAKING!

Northerner terrorises Londoners by saying "Hello".

This is fabulous 🤟

[2000s @PopCulture2000s]

the scene was not computer-generated, it was just tobey maguire’s amazing skills. this scene took 156 attempts to get it right

[Clive 🏆 @clivepafc]

Perhaps one day this whole age of football will require an asterisk | Football | The Guardian https://t.co/A2WssFUZx7

[Marina Purkiss @MarinaPurkiss]

Went on live TV…

Talked about Brexit being shite

Talked about how we need a grown-up conversation about rejoining

And yet somehow…

Despite Brexit being an unmitigated disaster

Nick Ferrari can’t quite believe his ears…

[Matt Andrews @mandrews1973]

@markbenhall Sad…just sad

[ITN Archive @ITNArchive]

It's Monday again, so here's something funny.

March 1988: ITN reports on the notoriously hazardous A19 road in Teeside. Local councillor Mr Davidson – doing his best impression of the Mayor from Jaws – insists the road is as safe as any other. Guess what happens next... 🚙 ⛔️❗️

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

Try saying these without sounding sarcastic:

1. That's great
2. Good for you
3. Have fun
4. Fascinating
5. Thanks for that
6. Well done you
7. Good luck with that
8. Sounds thrilling
9. What a shame
10. Wow

[damien rice @DamienRice]

new songs and tour coming soon
dates will be announced on Friday...

[Deborah Meaden 🇺🇦 @DeborahMeaden]

Please watch and share. This is far too true for anyone to feel comfortable.Our Democracy is in deep trouble.