Marin Hubka

friendships are my favorite types of ships, also yachts.

[Marin Hubka @marinhubka]

@courtregs @omgwanye MY LASAGA 😭

[Tawny “My Name is Tawny” Newsome @TrondyNewman]

For anyone worried about talking to their white children right now—worried that their kid is too young for these conversations—I was 5 or 6 when my Dad told me “no matter what you do, some people will always hate you.” Black children don’t get to not understand racism.

[capitalism liker @HumanPog]

the owns in the grinch song are fucking devastating

[Unconditional Positive Regard @drebastion]

My new stock answer when people ask me what I'm up to is "Hard to say!" followed by no additional clarification

[Marin Hubka @marinhubka]

@CornOnTheGoblin @karanlyons That was my tether

[Druthers Haver @6thgrade4ever]

Did Christ not stan the cancelled? Did he, in the darkness of Gethsemane, ask his Father to miss him with that?

[Matt. @MattTheBrand]

hm this person isn't doing what i want despite me thinking about it to myself and not communicating it to them at all

[gabbi @gabbi_thoughts]

My old high school classmates are so fucking pathetic and stupid hahahaha can you imagine being so boring that you drive your car home from your job to make tacos with the love of your life on marble countertops in a home you own?? I have an improv show at 1 AM tonight

[Marin Hubka @marinhubka]

@CornOnTheGoblin @karanlyons We may never know

[Marin Hubka @marinhubka]

@CornOnTheGoblin Hello

[Dan Polish Last Name @danjan13]

Hey yea man, send me that YouTube link. I'm definitely gonna watch it and not just default send back "lol" after a few minutes.

[Enrique Shockwave @UNDEADTRESOR]

Daily reminder that everyone around you is going through some type of struggle and you should find out what it is and use it against them.

[BAKOON @BAKKOOONN]

here is five hundred thousand dollars. my daughter Destinie is, due to her mental capacity, legally a bird. i need you to get her into MIT robotics program

[Marin Hubka @marinhubka]

@Amusitr0n @BuckyIsotope Bucky loves the Dallas BigBoys

[several onions @Amusitr0n]

Lawyer: “...and I want a giant cartoon rat to play my skeleton’s rib cage like a xylophone.”
My Family: (quietly weeping)
Lawyer: if you want I can move on, he described this scene in some detail.

[Bob Vulfov @bobvulfov]

automated phone voice: we're going to have to place u on a brief hold due to high call volume

me: 😔

*flute intro from my heart will go on starts playing*

me: 😔 🤙

[Shayne Topp @supershayne]

The Jonas Brothers Ft. Kevin Jonas

[Marin Hubka @marinhubka]

@CornOnTheGoblin “Thank you for the pooportunity”