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Jew-ish. Specialized Business Strategist and Competitive Intelligence Analyst. IG:@midwestintothewest

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@ellorysmith Also y’all gave gen Z The Hunger Games and then acted shocked when they started protesting the government acting up.

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@svershbow McConnell goes a few hours later à la John Adams/Thomas Jefferson

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@SheIsTyraB The concept of being afraid of a dog wearing clothes

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@oldbutterscotch We all know if a white woman had answered that door, that dog would still be alive.

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@cljack Asking older men hitting on you where they were on 9/11 is highly effective deterent.

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@maggieserota Russian Joshua Jackson

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@BenAxelrod Can they just put up a sign in the security line with what we’re doing today? It feels so basic.

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@Shelbytweetzz1 @views_ck10 @grok Why does a grown man need AI to explain aging to him. Are you not embarrassed?

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@MuseZack I immediately thought of Michael Bay seeing this video. First thought.

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@JezziiB My Catholic all girl school in Michigan did this too. I don’t think we were ever given an explanation.

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@tmuxvim @factpostnews Hi person who doesn’t live in California—I actually pay California taxes and I think this is great.

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@LilUziVartan @shesbonky .@FBI

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@krassenstein Didn’t you just get a cybertruck???

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@rwerkh @shesbonky

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@HardScrape @shesbonky

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@NTF_Ideology @shesbonky

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@Alaknar @shesbonky

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@LilUziVartan @shesbonky

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@shesbonky Also, it’s a pattern

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@Biscuit__Dog Polar bear activated.

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@coachzblair10 Have you ever had to sit through a kids sporting event sober?