nothing’s about to happen to marold

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[nothing’s about to happen to marold @maroldmarold]

POV ur riding shotgun in my car

[carter hambley @carterhambley]

i’m bisexual because my mom ate too much hershey’s kisses while pregnant

[nothing’s about to happen to marold @maroldmarold]

considering a career in evil

[nat @drugssextears]

i’m like if a lover girl escaped the psych ward

[a @aallleeexxxxxx1]

i don’t want to do my laundry i want to be an alcoholic

[nothing’s about to happen to marold @maroldmarold]

if i don’t get more smiskis soon i am going to do something drastic

[nothing’s about to happen to marold @maroldmarold]

i’m doing this thing i call wellbutrin wednesday where i take 7 wellbutrin every wednesday and don’t have to think about it the rest of the week

[Dr. R. J. Vein @VeinRichard]

it's okay to crash into someone if you're in a funny car

[krill @anthraxp1mp]

Dont be French in front of me Im dead serious

[krill @anthraxp1mp]

Can I come over and throw up and die

[the heart @Fredward3948576]

People can learn something from me in the same way they might learn something from watching a beetle get pulled apart by a group of ants

[cabby @cabby]

since no one wants to play Toys with me today i am going to do my third favorite activity, Drowning

[paddle @ipaddlearound]

dont cry becasue its over, Attack. Attack wverythjng around you. do spin attacks and hurt things

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

feeling so tender today. surely listening to mitski’s “i bet on losing dogs” won’t exacerbate the problem

[for bisexuals @_forbisexuals]

you never know what burdens people are dealing with..

[nothing’s about to happen to marold @maroldmarold]

im TIRED of putting myself out there

[nothing’s about to happen to marold @maroldmarold]

spilling pickle juice all over yourself right before a flight >>>

[chase @_chase_____]

having someone over to your apartment is so intimate. it’s like welcome! so this is all my stuff

[Dylan O'Sullivan @DylanoA4]

Kurt Vonnegut, go into the arts