siegeinautumn 🟦🌅

The worst person on earth, but in a fun way! Burdened with glorious purpose. Invented the moon. Weaponizes emails. A really high-minded motherfucker. She/her.

[siegeinautumn 🟦🌅 @matchingtragedy]

@PelliejJ @MichaelCasey_ Maybe there are fingerprints on the open pen next to the ballot!

[siegeinautumn 🟦🌅 @matchingtragedy]

@Docdawn3 @njoyzgrl81 @MichaelCasey_ Pretty sure the pen next to the ballot is how it was filled out.

[Angry Staffer @Angry_Staffer]

The quicker people realize that it’s the GOP’s *goal* to make Social Security insolvent, the sooner Trump’s budget will make sense.

This is a feature, not a bug.

[siegeinautumn 🟦🌅 @matchingtragedy]

I adore my cardiologist, but he still kept me on a med that made me depressed and gave me diabetes for 4 years because it’s the gold standard med. I’ve been dismissed and mistreated by so many other medical professionals I avoid seeking necessary care. And I don’t look disabled.

[Briana Mills, LMFT ♿️🏳️‍🌈🍉 @theBrianaMills]

One reason you believe people are “crazy” for taking COVID precautions is because you don’t know how sick people are treated by society and the medical system. You think nothing bad will happen to you and you’ll be taken care of by medical professionals but you’re mistaken.

[hannah jones @hannahjonescool]

Cannot get over the fact that I am a member of the only generation that will ever experience the eight year window when the internet both contained pretty much all knowledge AND it was easy to find and generally reliable. And it was my exact high school and college years.

[siegeinautumn 🟦🌅 @matchingtragedy]

And keeps giving the locals weapons to avoid dealing with her own failed marriage.

[Abier @abierkhatib]

“Israel is the biggest Fkng Karen in the Middle East . A white woman who moved into someone else’s neighborhood, then says she doesn’t feel safe and continually calls the police to terrorize the locals”

[Joyce Alene @JoyceWhiteVance]

If women can't travel to receive care, or for any other reason they choose to, then we are truly relegated to second class citizenship. This is what the future will look like for yourself, your daughters, your loved ones, if Trump and Vance win.

[siegeinautumn 🟦🌅 @matchingtragedy]

@ememess No, it’s pretty accurate. They appear to be people who would be stymied by a paper bag with the top folded over once.

[siegeinautumn 🟦🌅 @matchingtragedy]

This is 100% my fault, and it is HILARIOUS.

[Jalopnik @Jalopnik]

Abandoned Tesla Cybertruck Becomes Tourist Destination In Seattle https://t.co/gxxTAH42Is

[mi. @miasmonet]

the whole eldest daughter thing paired alongside the only family member who still takes covid precautions thing is a lot

[Ed Zitron @edzitron]

The AI bubble is a story of waste, ignorance and greed, and proves big tech no longer has the capacity to innovate. This has been a $200 billion distraction from their inability to solve real problems- and it’s time to fire Satya Nadella and Sundar Pichai.
https://t.co/1Kq2bo8MOZ

[siegeinautumn 🟦🌅 @matchingtragedy]

Sounds like my anarcho-left colleague who called our multi-day event last week a superspreader but did fuck-all to prevent it being one.

[aldebaran 🍉😷 @mdashaldebaran]

Research for treatments takes time. Masks can go on faces instantly. I was called "authoritarian" for simply asking why leftists don't wear masks in an ongoing pandemic. Covid "militancy" around masking is not a thing. Nobody goes around beating ppl up and pulling masks over

[siegeinautumn 🟦🌅 @matchingtragedy]

Why, do you imagine that there’s some kind of moral superiority to losing this election by high-roading the assholes trying to dig an ever-lower road?

[Andrew Egger @EggerDC]

The JD Vance couch thing is a totally invented and arguably slanderous shitpost and I'm gobsmacked that the guy I've been hearing all day is Mr. Midwest Decency would pull it out at his introductory rally

[soul nate @MNateShyamalan]

now that we know that kamala is reading all of our tweets, we each have a duty to use our platform responsibly. madam vice president, you must keep joe biden’s dog who bites cops

[siegeinautumn 🟦🌅 @matchingtragedy]

This would be a lot funnier if I didn’t work with a couple of these people.

[NYTPitchbot @DougJBalloon]

I have never been a supporter of Donald Trump, but if Democrats refuse to drop Biden and replace him with a different Democrat that I hate, I will have no choice but to vote for him for the third time.

[Mueller, She Wrote @MuellerSheWrote]

Big thanks again to everyone who just couldn't bring themselves to vote for the email lady. Well done.

[Elie Mystal @ElieNYC]

Shorter Biden: The Supreme Court has given me a gun, but I will CONTINUE to use a butterknife.

[Mrs. Smith @MsKevin504]

What she said!!! If Project 2025 isn’t motivation then I don’t know what it is. It’s not a game. Y’all thought it was in 2016 and looked what happened. Shit isn’t sweet out here. I’m voting for #Biden period!!

[Oliver Darkshire 🌈 @deathbybadger]

they mocked me for having a reference library but now your data centres have been corrupted by misinformed robots in the service of evil billionaires and I still have a working thesaurus

[Maria Drutska 🇺🇦 @maria_drutska]

“There is never a shortage of pocket Chamberlains willing to sacrifice other people’s land, or freedom for their own peace of mind.”

Thank you 🇵🇱 Foreign Minister @sikorskiradek for your position.