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nothing is real 🍓

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@RoyLFC9 @AlpacaAurelius Consuming copious amounts of raw butter may be a more palatable route

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@DaneDe4orest Honestly, reading it makes me cry. Like I’m so mad at Abraham. Lord forgive me.

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@mentormqsculus Did you wanna try drag make up so you can look the prize also?

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@RoyLFC9 @AlpacaAurelius Have you read the books? Pretty sure this guy is just a primal larper, you can read the books yourself

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@RoyLFC9 @AlpacaAurelius I wasn’t kidding 💔

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@RWTitan @AlpacaAurelius 🤣🤣 try it!

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@Sonderisfon Yo her dad was the police captain so he had a right to a silencer. She just took herself out at 16. Sad.

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@RoyLFC9 @AlpacaAurelius Just throw some raw egg white in your eyes, eat some butter, stop using your screens

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@RWTitan @AlpacaAurelius Many bridges to live under in places where homelessness is still legal

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@AlpacaAurelius Yeah, it’s that simple. How many kids you got, brother?

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@NMmichael @RM141 Please spare the grandkids

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@FLManStan @dyingfood Friendship is modern and gay

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@prairiehsewife @FLairbright @wrvb3 Then why you out here disrespecting her?

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@difficultpatty All of it

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@GyuOutdid @Blossomsky_4 Read it a couple more times

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@ifmydarling It’s called the standard American diet

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@realmonarcahq @MZora0419 He lives in my house tho

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@ntgcv @Post_Thirty It’s because Dutch women are just pretty men lol

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@Babygravy9 Today is the 6th. I am in St.Petersburg. No lockdown.
Does this mean I can call you a lying nazi? Or perhaps you can supply proof of a lockdown?

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@Jack__Fury @NickHintonn Fr like it’s not ofc the table. Grow mass distrust in the gov and then hit em with the real deadly weapon, classic